What type of assault rifle should I buy?

1. 2017-10-25 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #161
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Get a really nice one and then fire it at your head. So after you're gone, they'll have a really nice gun to remember you by!
2. 2017-10-26 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #162
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DizzyFistingDrinks Yeah, but you're not going to mix up say, a 55-calorie bullet with say, a 5.7mm bullet. They are very disparate in size, and the names reflect hat.

   
   figure out if youre talking about nutritional values or ballistics then get back to me.
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   • aldra
3. 2017-10-26 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #163
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I wouldn't shoot myself.
4. 2017-10-26 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #164
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock figure out if youre talking about nutritional values or ballistics then get back to me.

   
   bullets have nutritional values.
   
   they can make bad negros gooddd, this means their nutritious.
5. 2017-10-26 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #165
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader bullets have nutritional values.
   
   they can make bad negros gooddd, this means their nutritious.

   
   there's no usrda for lead...
6. 2017-10-26 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #166
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by SBTlauien I wouldn't shoot myself.

   
   But you can.
7. 2017-10-26 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #167
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock there's no usrda for lead…

   
   theres no usrda for oxygens too but you know its good for you when you inhale.
8. 2017-10-26 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #168
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   this conversation has gone off topic and it's racism is about as useful as what it has evolved in. nothing worthy. your racism is gay and your topic is fake
9. 2017-10-26 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #169
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
   YEAH FUCK YOUR GAY RACISM
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10. 2017-10-27 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #170
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 this conversation has gone off topic

    
    ok ... back on topic :
    
    
11. 2017-10-27 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #171
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader ok … back on topic :
    
    

    
    they make a clip on you modify a cartridge with that apparently can rifle and spin which will carry a bit farther. maybe less than a football field (If that). this is sick because clearly it would be used to control crowds with beanbag thingies or for someone who isn't afraid of getting up and close and personal. of course its a good thing he or she can't hide in a bush or tower while using this without getting pounced on quickly.
    
    why are you guys talking about taking out shitloads of people rather than using it for protection on a mob of people during a survival situation we're they want to rape your family and steal your food.
12. 2017-10-27 at 3:50 AM UTC

    #172
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 why are you guys talking about taking out shitloads of people rather than using it for protection on a mob of people during a survival situation we're they want to rape your family and steal your food.

    
    becos the best defense is preemptive offense.
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13. 2017-10-27 at 4:05 AM UTC

    #173
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by benny vader ok … back on topic :
    
    

    
    in terms of auto shotguns I'd love to get my hands on a Saiga-12
14. 2017-10-27 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #174
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by aldra in terms of auto shotguns I'd love to get my hands on a Saiga-12

    
    but is it allowed in your country ???
15. 2017-10-27 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #175
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    absolutely not
16. 2017-10-27 at 11:01 AM UTC

    #176
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra absolutely not

    
    Don't feel bad, we can't get them either anymore. Thanks obummer
17. 2017-10-27 at 11:05 AM UTC

    #177
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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18. 2017-10-27 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #178
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by aldra absolutely not

    
    
19. 2017-10-27 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #179
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by benny vader

    
    No aldra no! Aids!
20. 2017-10-28 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #180
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mashlehash But you can.

    
    But I wouldn't. Unless it was a pre-planned option.