I joined the central texas militia as a reserve

1. 2017-10-17 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #101
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon

   
   double lol, did you just have this photo saved or did you actually go look for fags in khakis?
2. 2017-10-17 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #102
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by aldra double lol, did you just have this photo saved or did you actually go look for fags in khakis?

   
   It's from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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3. 2017-10-17 at 6:44 AM UTC

   #103
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I keep meaning to watch that, but the only scene I remember someone showing me was that offputting 'you've got to pay the troll toll to get in this boy's hole' bit
4. 2017-10-17 at 6:50 AM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I keep meaning to watch that, but the only scene I remember someone showing me was that offputting 'you've got to pay the troll toll to get in this boy's hole' bit

   
   Bro it's literally the funniest shit I've seen in my life. Watch the show from the beginning. Shit is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
5. 2017-10-17 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra double lol, did you just have this photo saved or did you actually go look for fags in khakis?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery It's from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

   
   This. That episode (the crime fighting one, with "Agent Jack") was fucking dope.
6. 2017-10-17 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #106
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon

   
   i was actually trying to find the video for that on youtube to post a couple pages ago lol
7. 2017-10-17 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #107
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   rolento from street fighter also likes to wear a red beret, carry a baton, and fight for his country
   
   
8. 2017-10-17 at 8:24 AM UTC

   #108
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by aldra and imagined HTS joining up so he could play doctor

   
   Being able to deal with range accidents before actual doctors show up is a good skill. Everyone should know some emergency medicine.
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   • aldra
9. 2017-10-17 at 9:30 AM UTC

   #109
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by HTS Being able to deal with range accidents before actual doctors show up is a good skill. Everyone should know some emergency medicine.

   
   pop quiz
   what would you do for these guys after a baton attack, dr quinn medicine woman?
   
   
10. 2017-10-17 at 12:05 PM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby pop quiz
    what would you do for these guys after a baton attack, dr quinn medicine woman?

    
    It's like watching a fight in slow motion.
    
    Who brings an extended baton to a party. In California if you don't have a guard card and 8 hour training video it's illegal and like mandatory jail time.
    
    but the fact he used it with the act of or not of provocation, instead of a legitimate use to protect .. he actually prolly in trouble prolly
    
    Texas.. you're becoming the next Nanny State like California
11. 2017-10-17 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #111
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader maybe you can post pix of your dix so that he can know what to expect.
    
    maybe hell even like it.

    
    I'll post my dick right into his prostate.
12. 2017-10-17 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock I'll post my dick right into his prostate.

    
    Do you know my Uncle.. My Brother said he hates us.
    
    :(
13. 2017-10-17 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #113
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby pop quiz
    what would you do for these guys after a baton attack, dr quinn medicine woman?

    
    deploy rape kitt ????
14. 2017-10-17 at 7:51 PM UTC

    #114
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 It's like watching a fight in slow motion.
    
    Who brings an extended baton to a party. In California if you don't have a guard card and 8 hour training video it's illegal and like mandatory jail time.
    
    but the fact he used it with the act of or not of provocation, instead of a legitimate use to protect .. he actually prolly in trouble prolly
    
    Texas.. you're becoming the next Nanny State like California

    
    I don't see how texas is becoming the next nanny state, I mean anymore than the other states.
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15. 2017-10-17 at 7:53 PM UTC

    #115
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my uncle used to go to UT and him and his frat bros carried batons / kept them in their cars to beat up homeless drunks. He actually got arrested for doing that when he was a young man.
16. 2017-10-17 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #116
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 It's like watching a fight in slow motion.
    
    Who brings an extended baton to a party. In California if you don't have a guard card and 8 hour training video it's illegal and like mandatory jail time.
    
    but the fact he used it with the act of or not of provocation, instead of a legitimate use to protect .. he actually prolly in trouble prolly
    
    Texas.. you're becoming the next Nanny State like California

    
    www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/11/texas-law-will-allow-open-carry-knives-swords.amp.html
17. 2017-10-19 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #117
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't see how texas is becoming the next nanny state, I mean anymore than the other states.

    
    because Texas was like on the opposite side of the spectrum to being a "Stand your ground" vs the proverbial "Sued for skylight that the cat burglar fell through"
    
    Texas is going to lose it's civilian rights as more far left move in and change your laws.
    
    So when some methhead in say 2022 trips on your garden hose while looking to snatch something out of your garage.. you gonna lose your house to him! :|
18. 2017-10-19 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm not siding with it.. I'm just saying give it some time! don't be angry at me as if I'm putting a curse on that state. They're just headed for the Liberal Hub of the south.
    
    

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/11/texas-law-will-allow-open-carry-knives-swords.amp.html

19. 2017-10-19 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    Agreed
20. 2017-10-19 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #120
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 because Texas was like on the opposite side of the spectrum to being a "Stand your ground" vs the proverbial "Sued for skylight that the cat burglar fell through"
    
    Texas is going to lose it's civilian rights as more far left move in and change your laws.
    
    So when some methhead in say 2022 trips on your garden hose while looking to snatch something out of your garage.. you gonna lose your house to him! :|

    
    No.