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The Edgy Thread: Murder Edition.

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    1. Tie rock to end of long rope.
    2. Throw rock up into tall tree over high branch and lower rock back to ground.
    3. Remove rock and attach body to rope.
    4. Hoist body up to top of tree.
    5. Climb tree and attach other end of rope to high branch.
  2. Originally posted by -SpectraL 1. Tie rock to end of long rope.
    2. Throw rock up into tall tree over high branch and lower rock back to ground.
    3. Remove rock and attach body to rope.
    4. Hoist body up to top of tree.
    5. Climb tree and attach other end of rope to high branch.

    This holds up for approximately 2 minutes before the coroner realizes that it was not a death by hanging, so you might wanna commit the actual murder by garotting or something. Otherwise it's a lot of trouble for no payoff.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon This holds up for approximately 2 minutes before the coroner realizes that it was not a death by hanging, so you might wanna commit the actual murder by garotting or something. Otherwise it's a lot of trouble for no payoff.

    It's to conceal the body, not to hang it.
  4. Originally posted by -SpectraL It's to conceal the body, not to hang it.

    How would that conceal the body
  5. HTS highlight reel
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  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I think the best way to take care of the flesh is to eat it.

    Used the skeleton as a Halloween yard ornament
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon How would that conceal the body

    Nobody looks for bodies in tree tops. The taller the tree grows, the less chance of discovering it.
  8. Originally posted by -SpectraL Nobody looks for bodies in tree tops. The taller the tree grows, the less chance of discovering it.

    That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about murder to dispute it.
  9. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL 1. Tie rock to end of long rope.
    2. Throw rock up into tall tree over high branch and lower rock back to ground.
    3. Remove rock and attach body to rope.
    4. Hoist body up to top of tree.
    5. Climb tree and attach other end of rope to high branch.

    i dont really understand, is it possible for you to provide graphic instructions ???

    i dont want to get this wrong.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader i dont really understand, is it possible for you to provide graphic instructions ???

    i dont want to get this wrong.

    I think my description is graphic enough for you.
  11. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I think my description is graphic enough for you.

    no i mean with crayon colored pictures.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Nobody looks for bodies in tree tops. The taller the tree grows, the less chance of discovering it.

    It's going to decompose and start breaking off, draining to the ground.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ It's going to decompose and start breaking off, draining to the ground.

    not if u slather it in honey, then ants and shit will eat it before it slips loose.
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon not if u slather it in honey, then ants and shit will eat it before it slips loose.

    That's what they do in Pakistan to especially heinous political criminals.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That would be a pretty brutal death- tied down and eaten alive by ants.

    Jesus. That would be so awful. So, so awful.
  16. Originally posted by -SpectraL That's what they do in Pakistan to especially heinous political criminals.

    Nah mate, we do it all the time for fun, I just ant lynched my friend Abdul last Thursday for a gas.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ That would be a pretty brutal death- tied down and eaten alive by ants.

    Jesus. That would be so awful. So, so awful.

    The Church of Scientology literally starved a delinquent member to death while she was eaten alive by roaches. Sick fucks.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Falco The Church of Scientology literally starved a delinquent member to death while she was eaten alive by roaches. Sick fucks.

    Interesting. I just read the wikipead on the gal. It was quite so direct as you put it, in that she was very mentally unstable, refusing food often and spitting it out when they tried to force her to eat. Also she did have cockroach bites on her body but it was not anything to level of 'eaten alive by roaches.'

    None of this to say it still isn't completely fucked up and more or less the statement that she was starved to death and eaten alive by roaches is accurate.

    Still though, I want to see ants. And in a controlled environment- an individual, let's go with a 6-year old girl, in a barren cell, strapped to the floor, coated in honey, and having say enough ants released into the room to effectively cover 10% of her body surface at any given time. Also her eyes are sewn open and... I just changed my mind she isn't strapped to the floor she is strapped in a chair, facing a large window where her parents are also strapped to chairs on the other side of the window, all conditions the same, eyes also sewn open, actually just one eye. The girl and her parents just have 1 of their eyes sewn open. And they release the ants, and for the next however many hours or days it takes, they just sit there, unable to do a thing, watching one another, and then when they're on the verge of death you save them, and nurse them back to health, then do it again. And again. And again...
  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    just got back from the damhttp://www.popartdecoration.com/projects/sitting-alien-smoking-a-cigar-501-1486-1.jpg
  20. Originally posted by Sophie Best way to get rid of a body? Realistically.

    If you need to dispose of a body in pieces, where do you start? I would think you'd start by draining all the blood. Then cut at the joints.

    Best anti-forensic measures to take? Just name a few from the top of your head.

    I was thinking about OJ Simpson today. And I saw the fucked up photos of Nicole and Ron Goldman. There was coagulated blood everywhere and squirt marks all over the stairs. Ron was in the bushes with stab marks in his back. both throats cut.

    So OJ is a big guy. but he's only 6 foot 1 and Ron workedout in a gym and was in good shape.

    Tell me OJ is the only one to have done this. I was thinking he did not do this. Whoever did this, had to of had a painter coverall on with a hood and mask and goggles. a large bag to throw the clothing and mask into. they would of had blood squirts all over them

    The were at OJs house with in a few hours at best? They would of used those special black lights to look for body fluids for DNA samples?

    If you wore one of these suits, you may of prevented and spec of blood on you, but with all of that wrestling of 2 people who were adults. both in good shape and putting up the fight of their lives. Even the strongest weight lifter would of been sweating their asses off killing them. sweat beads would of dripped on both victims or the ground. that's DNA right there. and the lights would of picked up sweat.

    So how in the fuck did OJ not have a spec of blood on him other than his car which was minimal and could of easily been a prior bleed from his wife?

    he also would of had to have had slip on for his shoes or they would of had blood. someone did this with OJ, For OJ or just did it because they hated OJ.

    What if Ron Goldman had a girlfriend who hired some guys to kill her and him? 2 big guys who took off and obviously had blood all over their car but went totally under the radar? or stole a car and drove it into a lake or aqueduct
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