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The Edgy Thread: Murder Edition.
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2017-09-26 at 3:31 AM UTCHIV3
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2017-09-26 at 3:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit… then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT …IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.
Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG….OR YOULL REGRET IT.
NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.
now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.
now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.
EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU …TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO …GET THIS…..STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror…. trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS …YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE…THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have……….
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2017-09-26 at 3:39 AM UTC
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2017-09-26 at 3:41 AM UTC
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2017-09-26 at 3:41 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-26 at 10:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Y'all motherfuckaz ever watch Forensic Files tho?
Them niggaz be goin HARD tho. That's a show to watch if you wanna see all the weird ass shit they can do now to bust your ass. Finding 25 year old petroleum remnants in tree roots and shit, linking yo azz to some shit you never eent knew they could do nigga
the thing with murder is you have to consider future technology and forensic techniques that haven't even been discovered yet. there are many murderers from 20/30 even 40 years ago getting a knock at the door because of modern techniques they could not have even conceived of back then.
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2017-09-26 at 10:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Bury it in a shallow grave on the outskirts of some nearby woods.
you have to put a lot of consideration into where you bury a body. its gonna be there forever, or that's the plan. but if you bury it on land that in future gets developed, the body will almost certainly get discovered. look for land that is very unlikely to be developed within your lifetime.
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2017-09-26 at 10:45 AM UTCI remember "The Ice Man" would take his victims to a rat infested area of the woods and when he returned a week later there was nothing but a blood stain left which of course nature would also take care of pretty quickly.
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2017-09-26 at 10:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop I remember "The Ice Man" would take his victims to a rat infested area of the woods and when he returned a week later there was nothing but a blood stain left which of course nature would also take care of pretty quickly.
people do go into woods tho, so that would be risky if it was discovered.
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2017-09-26 at 10:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist people do go into woods tho, so that would be risky if it was discovered.
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True. TBH if I discovered a (murdered) dead body in the woods I'd probably be like "Aw fuck this nigga" turn around and never report or talk about it. Unfortunately for all the would be murderers the world isn't full of people like me though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-26 at 11:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop True. TBH if I discovered a (murdered) dead body in the woods I'd probably be like "Aw fuck this nigga" turn around and never report or talk about it. Unfortunately for all the would be murderers the world isn't full of people like me though.
Yeah, I'm probably not going to report shit, not for any other reason than I don't want any hassle. That NIGGA is dead, I'm not bringing him back, and all that reporting it will probably accomplish is me talking to cops.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-26 at 11:44 AM UTCsame, i don't talk to pigs full stop, so i couldn't report it anyway.
just be careful you don't leave clues that you were ever there tho.
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2017-09-26 at 5:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop True. TBH if I discovered a (murdered) dead body in the woods I'd probably be like "Aw fuck this nigga" turn around and never report or talk about it. Unfortunately for all the would be murderers the world isn't full of people like me though.
It's not so much as me not caring, more so just creeped out and not wanting to be next.
Not high in probability, but still. -
2017-09-26 at 6:01 PM UTCferal doggs and feral catts are bests
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2017-09-26 at 6:31 PM UTCI know a guy who tried to murderived a cat, shot it in its eyes but it got away
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2017-09-26 at 8:29 PM UTC
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2017-09-26 at 8:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah, I'm probably not going to report shit, not for any other reason than I don't want any hassle. That NIGGA is dead, I'm not bringing him back, and all that reporting it will probably accomplish is me talking to cops.
Cops have my DNA and finger prints. I'm reporting it because if it gets reported later and they find a strand of my hair, they're going to be very curious as to why I didn't report the corpse I found. -
2017-09-26 at 8:52 PM UTCAnother promising technique is to keep the body in a chest freezer deep in your basement, double padlocked. In case authorities ever have suspicion to search your home for a dead body, you'll dissuade them from checking the freezer by having a sign on top that says OUT OF ORDER.
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2017-09-26 at 9:09 PM UTC
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2017-09-26 at 9:57 PM UTC
