I was abducted by aliens 4 years ago. This is my story.

1. 2017-09-17 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Made you click, stupid bitch.
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   • SBTlauien
2. 2017-09-17 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Immediately upon reading your username I knew this was going to be a low quality thread.
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   • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery, 
   • Joe Kane, 
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3. 2017-09-17 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Immediately upon reading your username I knew this was going to be a low quality thread.

   
   I can't even read your name you ugly dumb fuck.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Joe Kane
4. 2017-09-17 at 9:03 AM UTC

   #4
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Who is that in your avatar?
5. 2017-09-18 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut I can't even read your name you ugly dumb fuck.

   
   Not my fault you're illiterate in the most widely spoken language in the world, you uncultured FUCK.
6. 2017-09-18 at 3:40 AM UTC

   #6
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Troll of a fuck
7. 2017-09-18 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   tell them to come back before September 23
   
   cause bad thingies apparently will happen
8. 2017-09-18 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Not my fault you're illiterate in the most widely spoken language in the world, you uncultured FUCK.

   
   Like anyone fucking cares you used google translate to come up with your name. Do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself. We feel sorry for you.
9. 2017-09-18 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I know every character except the first three. ren shuo zhongwen bu hao, bitch. Do you even know what bu hao means? I bet you don't. Google translate won't tell you.
10. 2017-09-18 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Only on this stupid website would exist a white person that wished they were chinese. Holy fuck - you are such an idiot!
11. 2017-09-18 at 5 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wow, good thing I'm neither.
12. 2017-09-18 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    let's take a pause and talk about your weight problem.
13. 2017-09-18 at 5:09 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I weigh 172 pounds of pure MUSCLE
14. 2017-09-18 at 5:11 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut im a victim of alien sodomy.

    
    pics of aliens probing your poop chute and puncturing your prostate.
15. 2017-09-18 at 5:11 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I weigh 172 pounds of pure MUSCLE

    
    pics or it didnt happen
16. 2017-09-18 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This dumb chinese bitch needs to stop crying in my threads
17. 2017-09-18 at 5:26 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didnt happen

    
    You wish
18. 2017-09-18 at 5:27 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You wish

    
    Could you please stop crying?
19. 2017-09-18 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You have never contributed a single quality thing to this community.
20. 2017-09-18 at 5:33 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 You wish

    
    = 172lbs, 4'2" with a mongoloid head, small penis, bad limp due to club food, and an even worse case of psoriasis along with halitosis.
    
    and lives with his parents under a bridge in an old discarded dishwasher box.