I was abducted by aliens 4 years ago. This is my story.

1. 2017-09-21 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #121
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Nigga you must be trolling.
2. 2017-09-21 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #122
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE MILLIONS. 999,000,000
   
   PLUS ONE MILLION. 1,000,000,000
   
   Post last edited by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery at 2017-09-21T04:04:16.025590+00:00
3. 2017-09-21 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #123
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   1 000 000 000 000
   trillion billion million thousand
4. 2017-09-21 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #124
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   *SNAP SNAP SNAP*
5. 2017-09-21 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #125
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Im told in Europe 1 Billion is 100 thousand million but in the USA its 1000 Million
   
   that person is prolly f&g news though
6. 2017-09-21 at 4:54 AM UTC

   #126
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   100 years is a long time in america but in Europe 100 miles is a little less than 161 kilometers.
7. 2017-09-21 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #127
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, because the scientific evidence is there to support the conclusion, of course.
   
   http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2012/06/asian-origin-human-ancestors

   
   They would live in a swamp.
8. 2017-09-21 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Stop posting in my thread
9. 2017-09-21 at 6:07 AM UTC

   #129
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   What does TAFK stand for?
10. 2017-09-21 at 6:59 AM UTC

    #130
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Im told in Europe 1 Billion is 100 thousand million but in the USA its 1000 Million
    
    that person is prolly f&g news though

    
    yeah total fandget, not true
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mashlehash What does TAFK stand for?

    
    The Anal Fisting King
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11. 2017-09-21 at 7:40 AM UTC

    #131
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Many many basic fucks here.
    
    What ever was the discrepancy?
    
    It's ok, tell me I'm retarded.
    
    Most of the world speaks a language
    
    NooOooooooo. They don't because I don't like it!
    
    
    Retarded fucks
12. 2017-09-21 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #132
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're thinking of a shopping mall? I think that was Thailand

    
    no, I'm thinking of China where they don't grasp the simple concept that buildings are supposed to stay standing for more than a week.
13. 2017-09-21 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #133
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by aldra The Anal Fisting King

    
    I'm a fisting champion myself. I once did a move I call "kissing sisters" on this girl where I cram both my fist up inside of her, one up the anus the other up the vagina and hold my hands together thus properly stretching out the Perineum.
    
    After that she couldn't cum any other way.
14. 2017-09-21 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #134
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a fisting champion myself. I once did a move I call "kissing sisters" on this girl where I cram both my fist up inside of her, one up the anus the other up the vagina and hold my hands together thus properly stretching out the Perineum.
    
    After that she couldn't cum any other way.

    
    pics or it didn't happen.
    
    edit: don't bother...I know it didn't happen because I've actually tried that and it isn't possible. both orifices don't work together to where it's possible to open your hand and connect them together like that
15. 2017-09-21 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    STOP POSTING IN MY THREAD
16. 2017-09-21 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #136
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock pics or it didn't happen.
    
    edit: don't bother…I know it didn't happen because I've actually tried that and it isn't possible. both orifices don't work together to where it's possible to open your hand and connect them together like that

    
    You obviously didn't try hard enough. It takes time to stretch it out properly.
17. 2017-09-22 at 6:47 PM UTC

    #137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash What does TAFK stand for?

    
    "This Asshole Faggot King"
18. 2017-09-22 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #138
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut STOP POSTING IN MY THREAD

    
    tl/dr
19. 2017-09-22 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #139
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's nice of the aliens to let you come back to Earth. Or maybe they simply couldn't stand anything about you.
20. 2017-09-22 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #140
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut STOP POSTING IN MY THREAD

    
    You're like an angry baby momma
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