I was abducted by aliens 4 years ago. This is my story.

1. 2017-09-18 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What the fuck is club food and how does it give you a limp?
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   • mmQ
2. 2017-09-18 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #22
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 What the fuck is club food and how does it give you a limp?

   
   im not a fucking encyclopedia. go ask your mother.
3. 2017-09-18 at 5:37 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock im not a fucking encyclopedia. go ask your mother.

   
   You're right, I forgot you were retarded.
4. 2017-09-18 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Can you please continue to make a fool out of yourself in this thread? Thanks bitch!
5. 2017-09-18 at 5:48 AM UTC

   #25
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Fag.
6. 2017-09-18 at 8:54 AM UTC

   #26
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   suddenly, high velocity anal probes
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7. 2017-09-18 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra suddenly, high velocity anal probes

   
   APFSDS-T butt-plugs...ftw...
8. 2017-09-18 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #28
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   tl/dr
9. 2017-09-18 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Only on this stupid website would exist a white person that wished they were chinese. Holy fuck - you are such an idiot!

   
   He's Hispanic, dude. Who's your girlfriend? a lifelike ?? I hear they weigh like 200 pounds
10. 2017-09-18 at 7:18 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nah I'm black.
11. 2017-09-18 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #31
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Nah I'm black.

    
    pics or it didnt happen.
    
    and, nigger
12. 2017-09-18 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Alright, here's proof:
    
    
13. 2017-09-18 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Alright, here's proof:
    
    

    
    nigger.
14. 2017-09-18 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We're about to have a possible nuclear exchange and new cold war or heated war or WWIII and the racist up in this country want to have a silly civil war.
    
    the fuck is wrong with you people. If you live in Colorado, you probably will survive. the people here on the west coast have a fucking front row seat to Armageddon.
15. 2017-09-19 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #35
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 We're about to have a possible nuclear exchange and new cold war or heated war or WWIII and the racist up in this country want to have a silly civil war.
    
    the fuck is wrong with you people. If you live in Colorado, you probably will survive. the people here on the west coast have a fucking front row seat to Armageddon.

    
    good riddance. lex luthors plan of nuking the fault line so kommiefornia falls off into the pacific needs to be brought into reality.
    
    i do have pity for the fishes...but as far as kommiefornia goes, gtfo.
    
    fuck niggers and spics...gtfo.
    
    and. the whole international strife thing is being manipulated to divert the small-mided from the real problems in this country: the aristocracy.
16. 2017-09-19 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by infinityshock APFSDS-T butt-plugs…ftw…

    
    the sabot stays inside you like a souvenir
17. 2017-09-19 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #37
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra the sabot stays inside you like a souvenir

    
    considering the penetrator is a tungsten alloy...that bad boy isnt going anywhere either. that fucker is going to the grave with someone after working its way all up in there.
18. 2017-09-19 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #38
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 We're about to have a possible nuclear exchange and new cold war or heated war or WWIII and the racist up in this country want to have a silly civil war.
    
    the fuck is wrong with you people. If you live in Colorado, you probably will survive. the people here on the west coast have a fucking front row seat to Armageddon.

    
    No we're not. North Korea has been threatening the US for over half a century. Nothing is going to happen.
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19. 2017-09-19 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No we're not. North Korea has been threatening the US for over half a century. Nothing is going to happen.

    
    Things are different now. Now the nutjob has demonstrated he is an actual threat. Too bad for him, because now Trump is going to blow his entire country off the face of the planet. Him, and everyone else over there with him. It ain't gonna be pretty.
20. 2017-09-19 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No we're not. North Korea has been threatening the US for over half a century. Nothing is going to happen.

    
    Jesus Christ, THANK YOU. So tired of hearing that shit. It's 100% a distraction tool.