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1. 2017-09-11 at 4:02 AM UTC

   #141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ See my post above, FUCKO. :)

   
   Would you let someone rape your wife rather than use a gun?
2. 2017-09-11 at 4:02 AM UTC

   #142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ See my post above, FUCKO. :)

   
   Would you let someone slaughter your cat rather than use a gun?
3. 2017-09-11 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #143
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ May as well just keep a little bit of everything in your car just in case.
   
   Sorry officer, but uhh, hey are you into batons and tazers at all? I have a collection of them I'm totally into them, batons and tazers. Wanna fuck??

   
   Officer, I have brass knuckles in my cargo.
4. 2017-09-11 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #144
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Would you let someone slaughter your cat rather than use a gun?

   
   This question is a fallacy.
   
   Also, I'm sad you said 'your cat' instead of Chootie. :(
5. 2017-09-11 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #145
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ This question is a fallacy.
   
   Also, I'm sad you said 'your cat' instead of Chootie. :(

   
   A chootie? Nigga whaddafawk
6. 2017-09-11 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #146
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash A chootie? Nigga whaddafawk

   
   *heavy, heavy, hard hitting sigh*
7. 2017-09-11 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #147
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mashlehash Officer, I have brass knuckles in my cargo.

   
   *paper weights
8. 2017-09-11 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #148
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ *heavy, heavy, hard hitting sigh*

   
   Are you disappointed with me, principal?
   
   What can I do to change?
9. 2017-09-11 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #149
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR † *paper weights

   
   I get the joke, army mermaid.
10. 2017-09-11 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #150
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash Are you disappointed with me, principal?
    
    What can I do to change?

    
    Let's start with 19,000 hours of community service. Then we can talk CHANGE.
11. 2017-09-11 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #151
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ I get the joke, army mermaid.

    
    Fucking negroids
    
    Negroids everywhere
12. 2017-09-11 at 4:40 AM UTC

    #152
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash Fucking negroids
    
    Negroids everywhere

    
    You don't get it, DO YOU?
13. 2017-09-11 at 4:40 AM UTC

    #153
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Pretty irrelevant now but it only reinforces the fact that I should have posted this days ago :
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RisiR †
14. 2017-09-11 at 4:41 AM UTC

    #154
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lrn2swm
15. 2017-09-11 at 5 AM UTC

    #155
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Greenville county schools closed. Seriously, what the fuck?
    
    DMV better not fucking be closed, this will be the only chance I'll have to go for a while
16. 2017-09-11 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #156
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Firearms are for pussies with no physical prowess.

    
    said the bottom fag pussy convict felon jailhouse bitch who isn't allowed to own guns.
    
    faggot.
17. 2017-09-11 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #157
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ This question is a fallacy.
    
    Also, I'm sad you said 'your cat' instead of Chootie. :(

    
    The question is perfectly valid. Also, Chootie is not your cat. She lives in your house, but she is a strong independent cat woman who don't need no man.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • HampTheToker
18. 2017-09-11 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #158
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Power went out this morning. FML. I can't microwave my dinner leftovers now. Racing against the clock on refrigeration btw.
19. 2017-09-11 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #159
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Power went out this morning. FML. I can't microwave my dinner leftovers now. Racing against the clock on refrigeration btw.

    
    
20. 2017-09-11 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #160
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The question is perfectly valid. Also, Chootie is not your cat. She lives in your house, but she is a strong independent cat woman who don't need no man.

    
    WOULD I RATHER LET CHOOTIE GET RAPED OR USE A GUN TO STOP IT?
    
    Hmmmmmm. Hard hitting tough to answer question.
    
    It's a goddamn non seq relating to my comment(s).