I ate Burger King...

2017-09-09 at 5:23 AM UTC

#41

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash You ain't a package of Klondike Bars how much do you fucking way piece of shit

('the professor' from 'futurama' voice:) hha-whaaaa?

2017-09-09 at 5:23 AM UTC

#42

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by infinityshock ('the professor' from 'futurama' voice:) hha-whaaaa?

It came out all weird cuz I'm using the speech function on my phone

2017-09-09 at 5:25 AM UTC

#43

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I try to avoid having a laptop.. well, on my lap, for that reason. I get paranoid about it fucking with fertility but can't be assed to actually research it very much.

I'm pretty sure all fertility issues from normal everyday heat (pants and such) are temporary and have more to do with sperm dying than any lasting damage.

2017-09-09 at 5:26 AM UTC

#44

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

When i was in freshmen sex ed I used to wear these tight tight tight fucking pants. I remember the teacher talking about it and then everybody turned to look at me in my sperm-killin' pants.

2017-09-09 at 5:26 AM UTC

#45

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Fuck I started drinking and now I'm thinking about eating that other sandwich or rather that other Burger I just hope that it doesn't give me more shits

2017-09-09 at 5:27 AM UTC

#46

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm pretty sure all fertility issues from normal everyday heat (pants and such) are temporary and have more to do with sperm dying than any lasting damage.

But the radiation. Directly on the crotch.

2017-09-09 at 5:27 AM UTC

#47

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash It came out all weird cuz I'm using the speech function on my phone

or you smoked too much crack.

2017-09-09 at 5:28 AM UTC

#48

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery But the radiation. Directly on the crotch.

Radiation is just another term for fear

you don't want to live in fear do you?

2017-09-09 at 5:28 AM UTC

#49

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 When i was in freshmen sex ed I used to wear these tight tight tight fucking pants. I remember the teacher talking about it and then everybody turned to look at me in my sperm-killin' pants.

I wore girl pants when I was a freshman. I also straightened my hair and wore eyeliner. 'Twas a weird, cringey time.

2017-09-09 at 5:28 AM UTC

#50

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by infinityshock or you smoked too much crack.

I don't even type up like 75% of the responses that I give I just quack it into my phone

2017-09-09 at 5:31 AM UTC

#51

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mashlehash I don't even type up like 75% of the responses that I give I just quack it into my phone

apparently

2017-09-09 at 5:43 AM UTC

#52

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

I just ate the other Burger and my stomach feels fine so I don't know... maybe I just ate it all too fast

2017-09-09 at 6:45 PM UTC

#53

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I advise against eating day-old burgers out of the fridge you crusty

2017-09-10 at 7:51 AM UTC

#54

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Wick Sweat I advise against eating day-old burgers out of the fridge you crusty

There's so many preservatives in those things you could eat one off the ground in 2020 and be fine

2017-09-10 at 1:11 PM UTC

#55

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I haven't had Burger King in a hot minute. I love their sausage, egg, and cheese croissan'wich. And they got good hash browns. Also, you can get onion rings there instead of fries. And their chicken sandwiches are good. And the BK stackers. Damn, now I'm hungry.

They even have coffee. Fresh cup every time... or you get to beat up the person who served it to you.

2017-09-10 at 2:56 PM UTC

#56

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Burger King has some of the worst onion rings around imo. They're always greasy and they aren't even solid onion, it's just onion mash.

But I'll be damned if they aren't great with that fucking zesty sauce.

if they're greasy its because they are frying them in oil at too low temperature at your local branch. maybe point this out to the manager.

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2017-09-10 at 4:45 PM UTC

#57

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by NARCassist if they're greasy its because they are frying them in oil at too low temperature at your local branch. maybe point this out to the manager.

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You worked at Burger King.

2017-09-10 at 5:29 PM UTC

#58

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by -SpectraL You worked at Burger King.

no, pretty much anyone who knows how to cook knows this

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2017-09-10 at 7:19 PM UTC

#59

-SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

Originally posted by NARCassist no, pretty much anyone who knows how to cook knows this

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You worked at Burger King... and now you're lying about having worked at Burger King.

2017-09-10 at 7:30 PM UTC

#60

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mashlehash And it gave me the shits.

I still have another whopper and I'm probably just going to think bad thoughts about it.

There's nothing good about what you do or who you are!

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