I ate Burger King...

1. 2017-09-09 at 4:11 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 How tall are you? I'm like 5'11 and at 175 I think I'm in pretty good shape. I feel like I have more muscle than most people who have been sedentary as long as I was, and I know muscle is dense but… idk. I feel I'm pretty heavy compared to some but don't have either the fat or muscle to back it?

   
   I'm 5'9" with minimal muscle. What do you think?
2. 2017-09-09 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I'm 5'9" with minimal muscle. What do you think?

   
   I think I could rape you in your boyhole if I really wanted to.
3. 2017-09-09 at 4:15 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I think I could rape you in your boyhole if I really wanted to.

   
   I want you to try
   
   make me grunt and holler
4. 2017-09-09 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #24
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
5. 2017-09-09 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

   
   I vaguely remember this band getting big
6. 2017-09-09 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #26
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Lol yeah I listened to them in high school when I was a scenefag and then later on when I was just a stonerkid, and a buncha my friends loved them. Think they even hit the radio.
7. 2017-09-09 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #27
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I thought it was a girl's band to be honest like a band that only high school girls would like
8. 2017-09-09 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   It's actually quite catchy.........like a pop rock beastie boys
9. 2017-09-09 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #29
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by mashlehash I thought it was a girl's band to be honest like a band that only high school girls would like

   
   It mostly was my chick friends that liked them, yeah. But like I mentioned, I was a scenefag in my freshman year.
10. 2017-09-09 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That's the first time I've ever actually heard them
11. 2017-09-09 at 4:41 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I think I could rape you in your boyhole if I really wanted to.

    
    post pics
12. 2017-09-09 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I think I could rape you in your boyhole if I really wanted to.

    
    You could probably push your extra 20 lb of weight on me and do it like that.
    
    That sounded really gay to me because as I was saying it I was touching my belly button
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13. 2017-09-09 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash You could probably push your extra 20 lb of weight on me and do it like that.
    
    That sounded really gay to me because as I was saying it I was touching my belly button

    
    now that you know im sitting in front of my monitor completely naked while eating an entire package of klondike bars, tell me more.
14. 2017-09-09 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sitting here adjusting my balls under my hot laptop every 15 minutes. Please mash, tell us more.
15. 2017-09-09 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #35
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sitting here adjusting my balls under my hot laptop every 15 minutes. Please mash, tell us more.

    
    I try to avoid having a laptop.. well, on my lap, for that reason. I get paranoid about it fucking with fertility but can't be assed to actually research it very much.
16. 2017-09-09 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #36
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock now that you know im sitting in front of my monitor completely naked while eating an entire package of klondike bars, tell me more.

    
    I always knew you just wanted to cornhole my anus
17. 2017-09-09 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #37
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sitting here adjusting my balls under my hot laptop every 15 minutes. Please mash, tell us more.

    
    I can smell it
    
    So much mmmmmmmm
18. 2017-09-09 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #38
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I try to avoid having a laptop.. well, on my lap, for that reason. I get paranoid about it fucking with fertility but can't be assed to actually research it very much.

    oh LSD quit being so paranoid
19. 2017-09-09 at 5:19 AM UTC

    #39
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    i just ate a protein bar after a package of klondike bars.
    
    theyre not playing well together
20. 2017-09-09 at 5:21 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock i just ate a protein bar after a package of klondike bars.
    
    theyre not playing well together

    
    You ain't a package of Klondike Bars how much do you fucking way piece of shit