2017-09-04 at 3:28 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Originally posted by Ajax
Posting in a Bill Krozby thread.
Why did my screen give me drunk goggles when I tried to post this? Lanny!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2017-09-04 at 3:29 PM UTC
Are you trolling me, though?
2017-09-04 at 3:33 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Lanny is a federal cyber agent for the FBI. Aldra, too.
2017-09-04 at 4:06 PM UTC
It's a hypothetical scenario where you can choose to enlarge your penis but every inch you add to your penis also gets added to your neck.
It was a humorous attempt of involving the "everyone wants a bigger dick" cliche. How willing are you to disfigure your neck just to have bigger genitals. Haha lol.... FUCK!
2017-09-04 at 4:15 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
ITT: OP strives to be made fun of.
Don't think I didn't notice your clause.
2017-09-05 at 2:17 AM UTC
another detriment to over sized boobs...sweat runs in rivulets down the cleavage instead of evenly across the chest area.
very distracting when it drizzles my balls in streams of hot, steamy, sweat.
Bill Krozbynigger! post! or just your tongue. i only need your tongue.
2017-09-05 at 3:27 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You attention whore, infinityshock.
Why make a thread where so many can make fun of you?
You must get a halfie from all of the negativity. Now I understand why you like talking about dick so much.
And if your mind is that much of an odd puzzle piece...I don't know what to say to you.
You're just a stupid wonk of a person.
WONK not wank, but you are of a wank, too.