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  1. #41
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by RisiR † YOURE A NIGGER!

    Posting in a Bill Krozby thread.
  2. #42
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Ajax Posting in a Bill Krozby thread.

    Why did my screen give me drunk goggles when I tried to post this? Lanny!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #43
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Are you trolling me, though?
  4. #44
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lanny is a federal cyber agent for the FBI. Aldra, too.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by infinityshock don't be jealous you anorexic bulimia victim

    post pics of your butthole.

    Jealous of what? That you could be used as lamp fuel?
  6. #46
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Are you trolling me, though?

    Negative
  7. #47
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's a hypothetical scenario where you can choose to enlarge your penis but every inch you add to your penis also gets added to your neck.

    It was a humorous attempt of involving the "everyone wants a bigger dick" cliche. How willing are you to disfigure your neck just to have bigger genitals. Haha lol.... FUCK!
  8. #48
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    ITT: OP strives to be made fun of.

    Don't think I didn't notice your clause.
  9. #49
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by RisiR † It's a hypothetical scenario where you can choose to enlarge your penis but every inch you add to your penis also gets added to your neck.

    It was a humorous attempt of involving the "everyone wants a bigger dick" cliche. How willing are you to disfigure your neck just to have bigger genitals. Haha lol…. FUCK!

    is that what happened to giraffe ?????
  10. #50
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by RisiR † It's a hypothetical scenario where you can choose to enlarge your penis but every inch you add to your penis also gets added to your neck.

    It was a humorous attempt of involving the "everyone wants a bigger dick" cliche. How willing are you to disfigure your neck just to have bigger genitals. Haha lol…. FUCK!

    Ah, yes. I guess it backfired because 1) it went over my head and 2) I'm satisfied with my dick in its current state. Carry on!
  11. #51
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock First world problems…

    it is ???
  12. #52
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Ajax 2) I'm satisfied with my dick in its current state. Carry on!

    Of course you are, buddy.
  13. #53
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Of course you are, buddy.

    You see, there's a side if risir's prison stories that he's not telling everyone.

    After any and all got their fix, be it a sandwich, pill, or hooch, they would all blow eachother for long hours;

    Swallowing semen to gain metabolites from his brothers.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Ajax Ah, yes. I guess it backfired because 1) it went over my head and 2) I'm satisfied with my dick in its current state. Carry on!

    Rekt.
  15. #55
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Shut up. Seriously.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Ajax What is RisiR missing here?

    A bra evidently.
  17. #57
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader it is ???

    aye.

    you ever seen some of those third-worlders?

    jesus...talk about anorexia.

    where do you think ethiopian jokes come from.
  18. #58
    infinityshock Black Hole
    another detriment to over sized boobs...sweat runs in rivulets down the cleavage instead of evenly across the chest area.

    very distracting when it drizzles my balls in streams of hot, steamy, sweat.

    Bill Krozbynigger! post! or just your tongue. i only need your tongue.
  19. #59
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by infinityshock sucks to be you. I was running around in my underwear at work the oher day.

    Soon. I leave this job on the 15th and will be able to work from home after that
  20. #60
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You attention whore, infinityshock.

    Why make a thread where so many can make fun of you?

    You must get a halfie from all of the negativity. Now I understand why you like talking about dick so much.

    And if your mind is that much of an odd puzzle piece...I don't know what to say to you.

    You're just a stupid wonk of a person.

    WONK not wank, but you are of a wank, too.
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