The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-09-02 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #7601
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by NARCassist so is this chick, but its becoming apparent that she's very very damaged. its a real shame.
   
   
   
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   I used to want to be with a woman because I thought she had problems and I thought I could fix them. Turns out that I'm the one with problems!
2. 2017-09-02 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #7602
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   lol
   
   
   
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3. 2017-09-02 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #7603
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by NARCassist so is this chick, but its becoming apparent that she's very very damaged. its a real shame.
   
   
   
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   A heroin addict prostitute is damaged goods? Whoda thunk!?
4. 2017-09-02 at 4:54 AM UTC

   #7604
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey LSD, you're blowing my mind here can you please stop? Thanks.
   
   With Love,
   
   Alfredo
5. 2017-09-02 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #7605
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Hey LSD, you're blowing my mind here can you please stop? Thanks.
   
   With Love,
   
   Alfredo

   
   Hey §m£ÂgØL,
   
   I haven't been blown in awhile
   
   With love, mash
6. 2017-09-02 at 5 AM UTC

   #7606
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Hey §m£ÂgØL,
   
   I haven't been blown in awhile
   
   With love, mash

   
   Dear Mash,
   
   It is with my deepest regrets that I inform you of my inability to blow penis.
   
   With Love,
   
   §m£ÂgØL
   
   P.S. Trim that fucking bush!
7. 2017-09-02 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #7607
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Dear Mash,
   
   It is with my deepest regrets that I inform you of my inability to blow penis.
   
   With Love,
   
   §m£ÂgØL
   
   P.S. Trim that fucking bush!

   
   Dear §m£ÂgØL
   
   but you have leeyups. you have no excuse.
   
   Love mash
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2017-09-02 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #7608
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dear mash,
   
   It is true.
   
   Pm me
   
   Love, §m£ÂgØL.
9. 2017-09-02 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #7609
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I'm ending this formality NOW
   
   
   I can't do this forever
   
   I....I have a Filipino lover and I can't risk him finding these messages. He checks my phone and beats me on Sundays.
10. 2017-09-02 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #7610
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You probably shouldn't have stolen his coffee.
11. 2017-09-02 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #7611
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You probably shouldn't have stolen his coffee.

    
    I can't...
    
    No I don't want to...
    
    Snoo, please...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    M E T A
12. 2017-09-02 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #7612
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You probably shouldn't have stolen his coffee.

    
    What was your reaction when you heard you were in Fox News?
13. 2017-09-02 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #7613
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    For hydro:
    
    
14. 2017-09-02 at 5:19 AM UTC

    #7614
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I can't…
    
    No I don't want to…
    
    Snoo, please…
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    M E T A

    
    I don't even know how to make this out.
15. 2017-09-02 at 5:20 AM UTC

    #7615
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not sure why but my Oblivion mod either makes it rain every day or makes it hardly rain? I haven't changed the load order whatsoever. It was working fine before too which is weird. Maybe Frostfall is just rainy season.
16. 2017-09-02 at 5:21 AM UTC

    #7616
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I don't even know how to make this out.

    
    Make out with dese purty leeyupa instead
17. 2017-09-02 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #7617
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mashlehash What was your reaction when you heard you were in Fox News?

    
    I was all like whaaaat the fuuuuuck. Nigga, I wasn't even convicted, the charges were dismissed.
    
    Really, when the judge saw the police report, he was like, "It.. doesn't look like anything actually happened.." and I was all i kno rite. Florida is fucked up for making arrest records public like that. Doesn't matter if you're guilty or not, news sites can plaster the arrest all over and fuck you up over it. Charge ≠ conviction.
18. 2017-09-02 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #7618
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Make out with dese purty leeyupa instead

    
    I don't love you any more.
19. 2017-09-02 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #7619
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I don't love you any more.

    
    What about now?
20. 2017-09-02 at 5:26 AM UTC

    #7620
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I haven't watched a GoT episode yet today. Bout halfway through season 5. Gonna go watch now. I think this is the one where Stannis marches on Winterfell.