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  1. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ Implying DW's wife is Bryan Cranston and DW is a garage roof in New Mexico. Wow. Wowowiwiwiwkwiwwowiwiwow!

    He's not far off
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I wonder if it'll take away my free trial, or charge me, if I add the first Gmail account back to my phone. I kinda want that email synced to my phone again. I'll wait to find out until I'm done bingewatching GoT, I guess.

    I did it, in case anybody's wondering (probably not) or wants to try the same some time. Just made sure I cancelled the HBO subscription first, since it still remains active for the rest of the month but doesn't need to be cancelled before the end of the free trial again. Then I added the first Gmail back to my phone. Made sure the second address was set as the logged in/primary account in Google settings under Accounts & Privacy.. so now I still get immediate notifications for new emails to both addresses and the HBO Now still works. Not sure if I really needed to keep the account changed in the settings like that, but it doesn't really make a difference.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I feel like I can't get tired without DPH anymore. Think I dun took it too many days in a row. Then again, I don't really stay up late enough to find out for sure, just close to it. But I should already be feeling tired by around midnight since I been sleeping around 1 or 2 lately. The last time I slept without DPH some days ago it took over an hour to fall asleep, and I didn't sleep until like 4. I been taking it for sleep and just taking a night off every few nights. But now it's been like 4 or 5 days in a row I think.
  4. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    why do people buynumbing lube?
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Probably to last longer.
  6. By the way where's Kolokol-1?
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 why do people buynumbing lube?

    if your dick is raw then it hurts to fuck or fap

    im about at "jerk off with solarcaine" tier
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 why do people buynumbing lube?

    For pussies to get tattoos



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  9. Erorr Houston
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  10. Erorr Houston
    Whoever cut and cropped that image is out of their minds....
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  11. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 why do people buynumbing lube?

    I am shocked you don't know this but it is for pre,mature evacuators, it's supposed to make the guy last longer,

    But don't use too much because unless on some sort of stimulant or even lsd(I highly recommend) then going on like the energizer bunny is NOT what a girl wants. If previous mentioned drugs are not involved and the overly used numbing lube has dimmed the senses in your penis for over thirty minutes and counting, chances are are she's bored and is just waiting for you to cum so it can finally be over. Not necessarily bad sex but boring sex is what guys who for some reason think that sober women want endless upon endless sex with no orgasm......to me that's like a good movie being ruined by an extra hour of pointless dialogue before the surprise twist is revealed. To me and most women I'd think, long sex does not mean good sex. On average 15-20minutes for steamy and completed interaction. 5-10min for a "quickee"
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.

    also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
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  13. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.

    also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00



    Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.

    also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00



    Originally posted by NARCassist premature jacks are better off with heroin. that numbing cream apparently rubs off on the woman and then she can't feel shit either. sex that you can't feel gotta be pretty pointless really. just using slow deep breathing instead of panting quickly usually works anyway.

    also tickling the roof of your mouth if you feel you're about to come is a good one too.



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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-19T13:04:21.410797+00:00
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  14. Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I am shocked you don't know this but it is for pre,mature evacuators, it's supposed to make the guy last longer,

    But don't use too much because unless on some sort of stimulant or even lsd(I highly recommend) then going on like the energizer bunny is NOT what a girl wants. If previous mentioned drugs are not involved and the overly used numbing lube has dimmed the senses in your penis for over thirty minutes and counting, chances are are she's bored and is just waiting for you to cum so it can finally be over. Not necessarily bad sex but boring sex is what guys who for some reason think that sober women want endless upon endless sex with no orgasm……to me that's like a good movie being ruined by an extra hour of pointless dialogue before the surprise twist is revealed. To me and most women I'd think, long sex does not mean good sex. On average 15-20minutes for steamy and completed interaction. 5-10min for a "quickee"

    I always start by getting my girl off once. Doesn't matter what else goes down, I always make her cum. Then that allows me to dictate the pace of the rest of the interaction, and allow her to start pleasing me too. I can usually get her off a second time too with minimal effort in the process.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Falco I always start by getting my girl off once. Doesn't matter what else goes down, I always make her cum. Then that allows me to dictate the pace of the rest of the interaction, and allow her to start pleasing me too. I can usually get her off a second time too with minimal effort in the process.

    Only once?



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  16. I put on my robe and wizard hat
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  17. Originally posted by NARCassist Only once?



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    That's the baseline. I don't "start" before one.
  18. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I am shocked you don't know this but it is for pre,mature evacuators, it's supposed to make the guy last longer,

    But don't use too much because unless on some sort of stimulant or even lsd(I highly recommend) then going on like the energizer bunny is NOT what a girl wants. If previous mentioned drugs are not involved and the overly used numbing lube has dimmed the senses in your penis for over thirty minutes and counting, chances are are she's bored and is just waiting for you to cum so it can finally be over. Not necessarily bad sex but boring sex is what guys who for some reason think that sober women want endless upon endless sex with no orgasm……to me that's like a good movie being ruined by an extra hour of pointless dialogue before the surprise twist is revealed. To me and most women I'd think, long sex does not mean good sex. On average 15-20minutes for steamy and completed interaction. 5-10min for a "quickee"

    go be shocked somewhere else beyaaatch. Who cares if you last longer if you cant feel it was my point.
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Falco I always start by getting my girl off once. Doesn't matter what else goes down, I always make her cum. Then that allows me to dictate the pace of the rest of the interaction, and allow her to start pleasing me too. I can usually get her off a second time too with minimal effort in the process.

    no you said once. now you backtrack. faggot



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  20. Originally posted by NARCassist no you said once. now you backtrack. faggot



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    Are you mentally retarded, illiterate or just blind?

    I always start by getting my girl off once

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