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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yes, you said it, you always start by getting her off 'once'. that's the word you used, once.



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  2. Originally posted by NARCassist yes, you said it, you always start by getting her off 'once'. that's the word you used, once.



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    Yes, I MAKE HER ORGASM ONCE TO BEGIN WITH. I DO NOT MAKE HER ORGASM TWICE NOR THRICE BEFORE I BEGIN PUTTING MY PENIS ON HERE. I DO IT ONCE. THEN I COMMENCE THE STANDARD COPULATION.

    Holy fuck, you are English and live in England, how the fuck do you not understand English.
  3. Erorr Houston
    " He took me out for cider "
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    see you're misunderstanding women pal. they not like us, when they come they're just getting started. they don't wanna stop for 5 minutes and have a smoke, they want to keep going. if you've made her come then you should be carrying straight on with what you doing. make her come 5 times at least. if you're doing it right then it won't even take long. women can come, then be coming again like 20/30 seconds later, then be coming again 30 seconds after that. know how to really rock her world then she'll bang you like the 4th of july pal

    but i guess with you being a faggot an all.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Falco Yes, I MAKE HER ORGASM ONCE TO BEGIN WITH. I DO NOT MAKE HER ORGASM TWICE NOR THRICE BEFORE I BEGIN PUTTING MY PENIS ON HERE. I DO IT ONCE. THEN I COMMENCE THE STANDARD COPULATION.

    Holy fuck, you are English and live in England, how the fuck do you not understand English.

    also qft, you faggot.



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  6. Originally posted by NARCassist see you're misunderstanding women pal. they not like us, when they come they're just getting started. they don't wanna stop for 5 minutes and have a smoke, they want to keep going. if you've made her come then you should be carrying straight on with what you doing. make her come 5 times at least. if you're doing it right then it won't even take long. women can come, then be coming again like 20/30 seconds later, then be coming again 30 seconds after that. know how to really rock her world then she'll bang you like the 4th of july pal

    but i guess with you being a faggot an all.

    Lol do you have a tiny dick? The rest of the orgasms are induced with my penis and fingers usually.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol do you have a tiny dick? The rest of the orgasms are induced with my penis and fingers usually.

    lol, the inexperience of youth.



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  8. Originally posted by NARCassist lol, the inexperience of youth.



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    Lmao, all your women fake for your tiny peepee HAHAHAHAH
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lmao, all your women fake for your tiny peepee HAHAHAHAH

    i bet you don't even know how to tell when a girl is faking.



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  10. Originally posted by NARCassist i bet you don't even know how to tell when a girl is faking.



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    Unlike you, I haven't had cause to worry about it.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Unlike you, I haven't had cause to worry about it.

    then you'll have no problem explaining it to me, will you?



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  12. Are you gonna fuck each other or what?
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    HELL NO



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'd rather stick my prick into a cat and call myself malice.



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  15. Originally posted by NARCassist then you'll have no problem explaining it to me, will you?



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    Again, you seem to have an extremely tenuous grasp on the English language.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by NARCassist see you're misunderstanding women pal. they not like us, when they come they're just getting started. they don't wanna stop for 5 minutes and have a smoke, they want to keep going. if you've made her come then you should be carrying straight on with what you doing. make her come 5 times at least. if you're doing it right then it won't even take long. women can come, then be coming again like 20/30 seconds later, then be coming again 30 seconds after that. know how to really rock her world then she'll bang you like the 4th of july pal

    but i guess with you being a faggot an all.



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    So female orgasms are like DMT..
  17. Erorr Houston
    Why are you guys arguing over semantics on articulation when it was all just lol yeah this is how I bone. Stop this and hug each other
  18. Originally posted by Erorr Why are you guys arguing over semantics on articulation when it was all just lol yeah this is how I bone. Stop this and hug each other

    Because narc is mentally defective
  19. Originally posted by Erorr

    Didn't this dude off himself, errror?
  20. I can't get off from sex because im too brutal when I jack off and the required effort can't be realistically matched by intercourse

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