2017-08-18 at 8:30 AM UTC
Short version of the story: Im from ny and in Pennsylvania they dont sell beer in gas stations but only state approved and run liquor stores that close early....
Was already 3 forties in and didnt know this and went to a gas station to grab a night cap.....was so offended and upset in the response to "THE FUCK MAN!? ITS ALL JUICE WHERES THE BEER?" That I apparently whipped out my only 40's swill from my bag and proceeded to put hot dogs in my pocket blatantly as i chugged my 40s ass while walking out the door (may or may not flipped him off while doing so)
the 2nd charge was just after my very first grand mal seizure (hours after bashing my temple on a iron safe repeatedly) and i had a concussion unknown to me but very real....i was offered some beer from housemates to feel safe and when I went outside to have a smoke I forgot which house I lived in so I knocked on a few doors just in a blind attempt to be home and boom...cops called and no breath test, just pure assumption on drunk in public and criminal mischief.....
2500 dollar lesson of fuck Pennsylvania ....
2017-08-18 at 10:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0
I will protect her privacy but to put it in simple terms its because I wouldn't eat her out so yes i deserved it
don't let her see it but have the piece of pizza to hand by the bed. start kissing her, slowly move down her body kissing her tits, slowly down her tummy. give her that look and make sure she is well aware where you are heading. then just as you get to her mound let her open her legs ready for you, and then just squish the pizza hard into her pussy. then laugh at her.
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2017-08-18 at 10:56 AM UTC
BREAK YOU OFF A PIZZA THAT ASS
2017-08-18 at 11:20 AM UTC
I feel like total dogshit
2017-08-18 at 7:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Implying DW's wife is Bryan Cranston and DW is a garage roof in New Mexico. Wow. Wowowiwiwiwkwiwwowiwiwow!
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2017-08-18 at 7:56 PM UTC
Got a second HBO Now free trial by removing the first Gmail account from my phone then signing up with a different email through HBO and connected to Google Play.
2017-08-18 at 8:14 PM UTC
I wonder if it'll take away my free trial, or charge me, if I add the first Gmail account back to my phone. I kinda want that email synced to my phone again. I'll wait to find out until I'm done bingewatching GoT, I guess.
