Give me reasons I should kill myself

1. 2017-08-18 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
   You are too good for this world
2. 2017-08-18 at 8:26 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Memeing_Electron Houston
   Shove your head in a toilet and keep flushing. Oh, whats that? You just have a cardboard box? Feel free to use my toilet, you piece of shit.
3. 2017-08-18 at 9:12 AM UTC

   #43
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   look, being a major faggot is reason enough for anyone to kill themselves. you don't need any other reasons. why the fuck are you still here??
   
   
   
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4. 2017-08-18 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why do you think I pretended to go to the Bahamas?

   
   I really don't care what your motivation for lying is. But why don't you let everyone else know why.
5. 2017-08-18 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar I really don't care what your motivation for lying is. But why don't you let everyone else know why.

   
   Why do you think it is a lie?
6. 2017-08-18 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #46
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's just attention seeking. Practically everyone on Totse/Zoklet/Niggas has killed themselves at least once, and announced it in every single instance.
7. 2017-08-18 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It's just attention seeking. Practically everyone on Totse/Zoklet/Niggas has killed themselves at least once, and announced it in every single instance.

   
   I have also died of cancer once
8. 2017-08-18 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #48
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by fag Well what the hell did he say you fucking tease.
   
   nvm I see it now

   
   Haha. What do you see?
9. 2017-08-18 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why do you think it is a lie?

   
   Why do you care what I think?
10. 2017-08-18 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar Why do you care what I think?

    
    It would be a fascinating journey into the mind of a retard.
11. 2017-08-18 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because you're a lefty.
    
    Has that already been said? I didn't read the whole thread, but it's the best reason fo sure.
12. 2017-08-18 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Falco It would be a fascinating journey into the mind of a retard.

    
    You can do that without my guidance. Just close your eyes and listen to your own "thoughts".
13. 2017-08-18 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar You can do that without my guidance. Just close your eyes and listen to your own "thoughts".

    
    I said the mind of the retard, not a top 10 mind on the planet. And congratulations, you just conceded that you are a retard.
14. 2017-08-18 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Falco I said the mind of the retard, not a top 10 mind on the planet. And congratulations, you just conceded that you are a retard.

    
    Yup, my nephew "wins" arguments by making things up too.
15. 2017-08-18 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar Yup, my nephew "wins" arguments by making things up too.

    
    He must have gotten that from you.
16. 2017-08-18 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm assuming it is, but I'll ask anyway, is it illegal to ask for someone to kill you? Haha.
17. 2017-08-18 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #57
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That sounds dumb. If someone asks you to kill them, with a contract, and you do it, is THAT illegal?
18. 2017-08-18 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Falco He must have gotten that from you.

    
    I bet you still use that old I'm rubber and you're glue shtick.
19. 2017-08-19 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar I bet you still use that old I'm rubber and you're glue shtick.

    
    That's a bit rich coming from.
20. 2017-08-19 at 12:16 AM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes, that burn was 3 levels deep. Kill yourself, you yellowbelly.