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Give me reasons I should kill myself
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2017-08-17 at 6:36 AM UTC
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2017-08-17 at 12:46 PM UTCKill yourself for pretending to go to the Bahamas.
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2017-08-17 at 12:58 PM UTC
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2017-08-17 at 3:52 PM UTC
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2017-08-17 at 3:57 PM UTC
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2017-08-17 at 5:20 PM UTCUhhmmm... because you're ugly and you smell funny?
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2017-08-17 at 5:22 PM UTC
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2017-08-17 at 6:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Let tell me you tell this Falco, from the horse's mouth, straight and narrow like a straightened arrow, a little proverb my dear old private butcher used to recite to me each and every time I went to his corridors to gather product, without fail.
He said, well.. what e said was simple yet you might say.. perplexing, and though I feel like I understand it now, hundreds of times listening to him speak his little saying it took me.
The truth is, even though I heard him hundreds, thousands of times maybe, it was definitely the first time he looked into my eyes, really no emotion, and recited it, and then is when he'd purse his lips and form a grin not unlike the Grinch.
It fucking scared me. It was remarkably sinister the first time he made that goddamn face and I burst out laughing from my nerves but it wasn't funny at all.
When I heard it again, and then again, each routine the same, same speech, same wretched smirk, I did grow used to it and began to really try and unwrap the deeper and truer meanings of his words. All the same, a twinge of fear jolted through me every fucking time. His goddamn face. I honestly don't know why I didn't just let him go, the whole time was peculiar, my decisions, everything really.
When I think about it now I get its honesty, and perspective, and most importantly the harsh reality behind his words, I think you would like them, or at least find them intriguing enough to muse over.
Well what the hell did he say you fucking tease.
nvm I see it now
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2017-08-17 at 7:02 PM UTC
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2017-08-17 at 7:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Alright, then. How about your ugly face and heavily disfigured body?
I'll be having the last laugh when I replace my quadruple amputated limbs with bionic appendages
Edit: And a La Cucaracha Horn in my feet, that plays every time I take a step
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2017-08-17 at 8:53 PM UTC
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2017-08-17 at 8:55 PM UTCI don't want to give you any reasons because you shouldn't kill yourself :)
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2017-08-17 at 9:35 PM UTCThe real question is how you should kill yourself. I say tie a bed of nails to your forehead and groin and jump off a 30 foot cliff.
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2017-08-17 at 9:37 PM UTCSharpen a metal tube, plant it in some cement and jump off your house onto it.
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2017-08-17 at 9:38 PM UTCMake a bomb and put it up your ass.
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2017-08-17 at 9:39 PM UTCDecapitation has always interested me because I'm sure your still conscience for a little while after it happens.
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2017-08-17 at 9:42 PM UTCThere was a real crazy one I heard about they did in the dark ages, They would tie a person between two small fishing boats, one on top of the other with the person in between. Then make some small cuts into the person and let them float on a lake and they would be eaten alive by maggots and bugs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-17 at 9:44 PM UTC
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2017-08-17 at 9:45 PM UTCPut a gram of meth up your ass and then shoot up not quite enough heroin to OD then do some rails of coke and throw some mushrooms in there for good measure, if you really wanted to experience terror before you died.
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2017-08-17 at 9:45 PM UTC
