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Give me reasons I should kill myself

  1. #61
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Give me reasons why you should kill yourself.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Falco That's a bit rich coming from.



    Originally posted by Falco Yes, that burn was 3 levels deep. Kill yourself, you yellowbelly.

    It's getting painful watching you bang your head against the cement. Please stop now.
  3. #63
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Because I tried myself, and it didn't work out so you must avenge me.
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar It's getting painful watching you bang your head against the cement. Please stop now.

    Where did you get that comeback, the toilet store?

    Because I'm going over there to pick up an issue of you tomorrow, you're their best seller.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Falco Where did you get that comeback, the toilet store?

    Because I'm going over there to pick up an issue of you tomorrow, you're their best seller.

    The toilet store? Really? That's the best you could come up with in over 7 hours. Try again, but take your time and concentrate real hard this time.
  6. #66
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    You could leave me money in your will, not a lot but at least like two grand. Then, your money could go to me and my bf to help build a future together *blow in a month on drugs*


    And your money could boost two people's happiness that is shared with a genuine gratitude of life and each other. as opposed to benefiting nothing to a sad little Indian man whose cash spending has become as routine as brushing his teeth, habitual and forgettable, like the human interactions in his life. Give the money to someone who still has a chance at happiness, don't get stuck on repeat while fast forwarding through life, moving to the next scene but without actually watching what's going on.

    Hell, it doesn't even have to be me, just give your money to someone who will truly enjoy what comes of it...or you could just buy some over priced but tasty take out food and add another month to your youporn subscription, unenthusiastically masturbating before falling asleep after a few brief seconds of o satisfaction, waking up to do the same thing all over again.



    Jk bro 😝 Don't do it because then there would be one less real person posting here who I enjoy light banter with and am almost certain is not a pedophile or scron alt.

    Half the lolzy content is reading the the random and targeted hate towards you , usually unprovoked but fueled by a mix of hatred for Muslims and hate for themselves and their own financial failures whose wounds are reopened when faced with your fiscal success.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-08-19T11:07:26.704348+00:00
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar The toilet store? Really? That's the best you could come up with in over 7 hours. Try again, but take your time and concentrate real hard this time.

    Well it's making you cry right now, so looks like it worked.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #68
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar The toilet store? Really? That's the best you could come up with in over 7 hours. Try again, but take your time and concentrate real hard this time.


    *watching Anchorman intensifies*
  9. #69
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm assuming it is, but I'll ask anyway, is it illegal to ask for someone to kill you? Haha.

    yes, they call it assisted suicide here. or look up euthanasia.



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  10. #70
    Originally posted by Falco Well it's making you cry right now, so looks like it worked.

    The only tears in my eyes are from laughing at you.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar The only tears in my eyes are from laughing at you.

    Wow what a dope burn.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Falco Wow what a dope burn.

    No burn, just facts.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar No burn, just facts.

    Case in point
  14. #74
    Originally posted by Falco Case in point

    Repetitive posting is defeat announced.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar Repetitive posting is defeat announced.

    Guess you lost then, huh?
  16. #76
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Guess you lost then, huh?

    Case in point...
  17. #77
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your mother doesn't love you, and your father doesn't know what love is anymore. Everytime he looks at your mother, he gets faced with regret.
  18. #78
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your father doesn't even remember your name.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar Case in point…

    Case in point
  20. #80
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    CASE IN POINT
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