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i think i have a little dilemma developing.

  1. #41
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    WTF MAN? how the fuck am i falling for some dirty whore? what the fuck is wrong with me?




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  2. #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i bet she's out there right now getting fucked by some dirty drunken twat. I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL IM I SWEAR.




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  3. #43
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist WTF MAN? how the fuck am i falling for some dirty whore? what the fuck is wrong with me?

    she reminds you of your mother, obviously
  4. #44
    NARCassist gollums fat coach





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  5. #45
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ohhh my gosh, i think i'm turning into slag




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  6. #46
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Does she have a pimp?
  7. #47
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i've no idea. if i wasn't on license tho i'd bat him up and just take her.




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  8. #48
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i've no idea. if i wasn't on license tho i'd bat him up and just take her.

    license to suck dick.
  9. #49
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock license to suck dick.

    nope

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Release_on_licence




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  10. #50
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist nope

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Release_on_licence

    stupid limeys
  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stupid limeys

    fuck me, we actually agree on something.




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  12. #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist fuck me, we actually agree on something
    I'd be happy to do that
  13. #53
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck off homo




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  14. #54
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist fuck off homo
    oh yea, right on your chin. yea baby...keep talking dirty.
  15. #55
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Just pay her to fuck and get it over with. You don't want to date a hooker. You might think you do, but you don't. Not really. Pay her, fuck her, and don't forget the condom.

    ...falling for a hooker.

    If I were there I'd have to smack you upside the damn head on principle. The fuck is wrong with you, man?
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  16. #56
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Just pay her to fuck and get it over with. You don't want to date a hooker. You might think you do, but you don't. Not really. Pay her, fuck her, and don't forget the condom.

    …falling for a hooker.

    If I were there I'd have to smack you upside the damn head on principle. The fuck is wrong with you, man?

    i think its the effects of spending 2 years in an all male environment like that. infaggotryshack might get on fine with that shit, but for me it was fucking torture.

    also, i reckon its this hot weather we've had, i been feeling hyper fucking horny for a few weeks now. anybody else experiencing this, or is it just me?

    also cannot overlook the fact i stated before that this chick is just off the scale hot. i'm not even exaggerating in the slightest. seriously, like just chatting and flirting with her is intoxicating as fuck. and she totally must have noticed i was bursting out my pants while chatting with her in the kitchen yesterday, lol.




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  17. #57
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    So, when can we expect some pics?

    Get your money up and do the broad so we can determine how delusional you are based on the aforementioned lack of pussy for an extended period.
  18. #58
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist think its the effects of spending 2 years in an all male environment like that. infaggotryshack might get on fine with that shit, but for me it was fucking torture.also, i reckon its this hot weather we've had, i been feeling hyper fucking horny for a few weeks now. anybody else experiencing this, or is it just me?also cannot overlook the fact i stated before that this chick is just off the scale hot. i'm not even exaggerating in the slightest. seriously, like just chatting and flirting with her is intoxicating as fuck. and she totally must have noticed i was bursting out my pants while chatting with her in the kitchen yesterday, lol
    you're a faggot. stfu and go rape something at the petting zoo, like you usually do on your Friday nights.
  19. #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HampTheToker So, when can we expect some pics?

    Get your money up and do the broad so we can determine how delusional you are based on the aforementioned lack of pussy for an extended period.

    the only pics that bitch will ever post are ones of him getting corn holed by a pack of unwashed somalian niggers.
  20. #60
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock the only pics that bitch will ever post are ones of him getting corn holed by a pack of unwashed somalian niggers.

    I wish you were funny. I really do.
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