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Problems that can't be solved by killing yourself
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2017-07-25 at 1:50 AM UTC1. Pre-existential desire to not be dead
Any others? -
2017-07-25 at 1:54 AM UTCWell it won't create your socialist utopia wet dream
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2017-07-25 at 1:55 AM UTC2. Being damned to hell
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2017-07-25 at 1:55 AM UTC3. Faggotry
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2017-07-25 at 1:55 AM UTC4. Family debt
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2017-07-25 at 2:06 AM UTCavoiding being the subject of a necro-rape fantasy by the person who finds your carcass.
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2017-07-25 at 2:09 AM UTCParanoia about someone desecrating my corpse is what keeps me alive. I need to kill this person before I die.
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2017-07-25 at 2:10 AM UTCsolve for x
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2017-07-25 at 2:14 AM UTC8. Critical faggotry
In fact, suicide exacerbates it. -
2017-07-25 at 2:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by fag Paranoia about someone desecrating my corpse is what keeps me alive. I need to kill this person before I die.
go search the internet for how many mortuary workers are literally arrested for physically and sexually abusing carcasses if you want something to look forward to.
when i get geriatric-incapacitated my plan is to jump out of an airplane from high altitude, sans parachute, a few hundred miles out over the ocean, wearing lead wraps around my limbs -
2017-07-25 at 2:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock go search the internet for how many mortuary workers are literally arrested for physically and sexually abusing carcasses if you want something to look forward to.
your chances might not be that bad - the ratio of pretty girls vs. creepy dudes with paedo goggles and shit moustaches seems (strangely) pretty even when it comes to people that interfere with corpses -
2017-07-25 at 2:28 AM UTCI'm just going to cut my dick off and put a bunch of super glue in my asshole.
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2017-07-25 at 2:30 AM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 2:37 AM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 2:38 AM UTCno bestiality pls
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2017-07-25 at 2:40 AM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 2:43 AM UTCErrrr... dry and wrinkly skin? Body odor? Moisture retention? Stiff muscles?
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2017-07-25 at 2:45 AM UTC
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2017-07-25 at 3:09 AM UTCworld hunger
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2017-07-25 at 3:42 AM UTCbeing lanny
you'll still have to be ashamed of the fact that you existed