Problems that can't be solved by killing yourself

1. 2017-07-25 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   1. Pre-existential desire to not be dead
   
   Any others?
2. 2017-07-25 at 1:54 AM UTC

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   fag Houston
   Well it won't create your socialist utopia wet dream
3. 2017-07-25 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   2. Being damned to hell
4. 2017-07-25 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   3. Faggotry
5. 2017-07-25 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   4. Family debt
6. 2017-07-25 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   avoiding being the subject of a necro-rape fantasy by the person who finds your carcass.
7. 2017-07-25 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   fag Houston
   Paranoia about someone desecrating my corpse is what keeps me alive. I need to kill this person before I die.
8. 2017-07-25 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   solve for x
9. 2017-07-25 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   8. Critical faggotry
   
   In fact, suicide exacerbates it.
10. 2017-07-25 at 2:18 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by fag Paranoia about someone desecrating my corpse is what keeps me alive. I need to kill this person before I die.

    
    go search the internet for how many mortuary workers are literally arrested for physically and sexually abusing carcasses if you want something to look forward to.
    
    when i get geriatric-incapacitated my plan is to jump out of an airplane from high altitude, sans parachute, a few hundred miles out over the ocean, wearing lead wraps around my limbs
11. 2017-07-25 at 2:25 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by infinityshock go search the internet for how many mortuary workers are literally arrested for physically and sexually abusing carcasses if you want something to look forward to.

    
    your chances might not be that bad - the ratio of pretty girls vs. creepy dudes with paedo goggles and shit moustaches seems (strangely) pretty even when it comes to people that interfere with corpses
12. 2017-07-25 at 2:28 AM UTC

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    fag Houston
    I'm just going to cut my dick off and put a bunch of super glue in my asshole.
13. 2017-07-25 at 2:30 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by fag I'm just going to cut my dick off and put a bunch of super glue in my asshole.

    
    post pics
14. 2017-07-25 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #14
    

    fag Houston
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2017-07-25 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #15
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no bestiality pls
16. 2017-07-25 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #16
    

    fag Houston
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra, 
    • Lanny
17. 2017-07-25 at 2:43 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Errrr... dry and wrinkly skin? Body odor? Moisture retention? Stiff muscles?
18. 2017-07-25 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by fag

    
    Cute
19. 2017-07-25 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    world hunger
20. 2017-07-25 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    being lanny
    
    you'll still have to be ashamed of the fact that you existed