The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-07-24 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #4801
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
   it would be a great prank to put that on a plaque and set it up underneath
2. 2017-07-24 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #4802
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I heard this at approximately the same time last night as I'm posting this now(super fast nostalgia fams?)
   Anyways this nigga is lit AF.
   
   
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3. 2017-07-24 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #4803
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
   fuck guys i dont want to be a parent right now, i wanna be 18 again.
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4. 2017-07-24 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #4804
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 My youngest just took a shit on the kitchen floor. Nothing in life has prepared me for this

   
   how does that happen? Shouldn't he be wearing diapers or something?
5. 2017-07-24 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #4805
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

   Originally posted by Lanny how does that happen? Shouldn't he be wearing diapers or something?

   
   We are potty training him and he went onto his toilet, did not poop, left without his pants and then decided to poop on the floor. we let him do the no pants thing so its our fault really.
6. 2017-07-24 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #4806
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 My youngest just took a shit on the kitchen floor. Nothing in life has prepared me for this

   
   
7. 2017-07-24 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #4807
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
   it all happened so fast
   
   one minute i was dicing vegetables
   
   next minute, poop
8. 2017-07-24 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #4808
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   lol
9. 2017-07-24 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #4809
   

   Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
   its the hacker 4chan!
10. 2017-07-24 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #4810
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 We are potty training him and he went onto his toilet, did not poop, left without his pants and then decided to poop on the floor. we let him do the no pants thing so its our fault really.

    
    Well what the fuck is he goddamn stupid or something??
    
    
11. 2017-07-24 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #4811
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Wy do 50 different users here have mq's cat as a avatar? Is it to purposely fuck with me? Yes, yes I am CONVINCED this is the sole purpose.
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12. 2017-07-24 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #4812
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 its the hacker 4chan!

    
    no this is a whole different thing - ISIS fighters have a habit of trying to escape cities dressed as women when it becomes apparent the SAA is about to bulldoze them
13. 2017-07-24 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #4813
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

    Originally posted by mmQ Well what the fuck is he goddamn stupid or something??
    
    

    
    he's 3, barely
    
    and also he really had to go man. he even offered to help wash the dishes since i had to clean up his shit.
    
    protip: turn chores into games to manipulate young children into doing them
    
    ever since we bought animal sponges our kids love doing dishes
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14. 2017-07-24 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #4814
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

    Originally posted by aldra no this is a whole different thing - ISIS fighters have a habit of trying to escape cities dressed as women when it becomes apparent the SAA is about to bulldoze them

    
    this is way less funny with context
15. 2017-07-24 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #4815
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 this is way less funny with context

    
    I dunno, I think it's pretty funny that they think they're in any way passable:
    
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4720274/ISIS-fighters-dress-WOMEN-make-flee-Mosul.html
16. 2017-07-24 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #4816
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Wy do 50 different users here have mq's cat as a avatar? Is it to purposely fuck with me? Yes, yes I am CONVINCED this is the sole purpose.

    
    Chootie is love, Chootie is life
17. 2017-07-24 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #4817
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    MQ should really make a series of videos highlighting Chootie's best moments.
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18. 2017-07-24 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #4818
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Chootie is love, Chootie is life

    
    Chootie is love, Chootie is life
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    • mmQ
19. 2017-07-24 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #4819
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    making custom chootie avatars for $5 in btc pm for details
20. 2017-07-24 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #4820
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    panties also $5