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2017-07-22 at 5:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 malice my wife is sad that you didnt want to see her tits. You didnt have to request, she just wanted to play a game with you she was offering man
I wasn't lying the multiple times I've stated I'm borderline asexual. I don't care about people's bodies, they just feel so insubstantial and uninteresting to me.
Sexually, we (all 3 of us) would not be compatible at all. I'm no fun in that regard, and when it comes to people in general due to being an extreme autist. I like information more than people. -
2017-07-22 at 5:58 AM UTCMalice, I want to make you climb a really tall tree and tell you that if you come down, I'm going to throw rocks at you.
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2017-07-22 at 5:59 AM UTC
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2017-07-22 at 6:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Google 'butt' and that's mine. Every image. Mine.
One time when I was a nice young boy, at the proper age of about 12 or 13...I had an internet girlfriend but then I found the image thta this faggot sent me. And when I look back on it now, I just think....Some pedo was trying to kidnap me. -
2017-07-22 at 6:09 AM UTCI don't care about sinking to this level of autism, I want a weighted blanket. Who doesn't like warm, snug, fluffy soft comforting blankets? The weighted aspect has pretty sound benefits. I didn't choose to be born with a fucked up brain that goes haywire so easily.
God, I wasn't nearly this bad in the past. That severe mental breakdown and the ensuing 3 years really fucked me up and did some damage.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-22 at 6:10 AM UTCUhm, I can actually sell you a weighted blanket.
No bullshitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-22 at 8:14 AM UTCIs the joke that your dried semen is what caused it to become weighted? Because if that's the case I'm only willing to pay half price.
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2017-07-22 at 8:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote no she makes me want to go outside and pet my cats and do coloring books and shit
Hey, that's exactly the kind of thing I normally want to do and I've literally never seen a girl who had that effect on me. I swear I had this exact same fantasy recently.
I have referred to myself as a vision of divine purity many times in the past, in my mind, mostly. I don't recall what other related phrases I used when having those thoughts.
Fuck being a "man". For all the deluded religious freaks out there, I do believe that Jesus said something along the lines of "To enter the kingdom of heaven you must become as this child." Wait, that's totally inaccurate, the vast majority of children are fucking dicks and terrible in their own special way. They're still human after all, simply romanticized due to biological instinct.
I am the ideal child of Christ. Note that Jesus was also a virgin.
Well, as to those masturbation sessions, I genuinely didn't really want to, I just felt I should attempt it just to see if it revealed any problems caused from not ejaculating in so long, to prevent any potential health problems. Looks like it isn't even a risk for me, probably, and if it was becoming one I would probably feel it.
Give me a house full of tendies and kitties, motherfuckers, I don't want your women. They are inherently evil and the most destructive force in modern civilization.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-22 at 10:52 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-22 at 10:53 AM UTC
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2017-07-22 at 11:26 AM UTCI think it’s usually meant to be put on your back while siting. I’m pretty sure I’d feel the same if I used it like a regular blanket.
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2017-07-22 at 1:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Hey, that's exactly the kind of thing I normally want to do and I've literally never seen a girl who had that effect on me. I swear I had this exact same fantasy recently.
I have referred to myself as a vision of divine purity many times in the past, in my mind, mostly. I don't recall what other related phrases I used when having those thoughts.
Fuck being a "man". For all the deluded religious freaks out there, I do believe that Jesus said something along the lines of "To enter the kingdom of heaven you must become as this child." Wait, that's totally inaccurate, the vast majority of children are fucking dicks and terrible in their own special way. They're still human after all, simply romanticized due to biological instinct.
I am the ideal child of Christ. Note that Jesus was also a virgin.
Well, as to those masturbation sessions, I genuinely didn't really want to, I just felt I should attempt it just to see if it revealed any problems caused from not ejaculating in so long, to prevent any potential health problems. Looks like it isn't even a risk for me, probably, and if it was becoming one I would probably feel it.
Give me a house full of tendies and kitties, motherfuckers, I don't want your women. They are inherently evil and the most destructive force in modern civilization.
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2017-07-22 at 3:42 PM UTCInb4 Malice's aütismal rage deludes him into thinking he can fight
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2017-07-22 at 3:51 PM UTC
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2017-07-22 at 4:11 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-22 at 4:48 PM UTC
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2017-07-22 at 4:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Hey, that's exactly the kind of thing I normally want to do and I've literally never seen a girl who had that effect on me. I swear I had this exact same fantasy recently.
I have referred to myself as a vision of divine purity many times in the past, in my mind, mostly. I don't recall what other related phrases I used when having those thoughts.
Fuck being a "man". For all the deluded religious freaks out there, I do believe that Jesus said something along the lines of "To enter the kingdom of heaven you must become as this child." Wait, that's totally inaccurate, the vast majority of children are fucking dicks and terrible in their own special way. They're still human after all, simply romanticized due to biological instinct.
I am the ideal child of Christ. Note that Jesus was also a virgin.
Well, as to those masturbation sessions, I genuinely didn't really want to, I just felt I should attempt it just to see if it revealed any problems caused from not ejaculating in so long, to prevent any potential health problems. Looks like it isn't even a risk for me, probably, and if it was becoming one I would probably feel it.
Give me a house full of tendies and kitties, motherfuckers, I don't want your women. They are inherently evil and the most destructive force in modern civilization.
yeah but i want to do those things with her because she is a perfect little angel -
2017-07-22 at 4:54 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-22 at 4:58 PM UTC
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2017-07-22 at 4:58 PM UTCspeaking of registration, lanny when are you opening it up again because my wife wants to make an acct now.
