Got muh Toyota Land Cruiser today

1. 2017-07-18 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou I have no fucking idea why people think those are cool. I wonder what kind of people they are in their daily lives lol

   
   The less MPG, the bigger your penis is.
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2. 2017-07-18 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My penis must be an inny
3. 2017-07-18 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou My penis must be an inny

   
   Science.
4. 2017-07-18 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #84
   Beetlesiri Houston [enlighten my devil-may-care transplanting]
   There is no way that is a Toyota! You could fit 30 gooks in that bitch!
5. 2017-07-18 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #85
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I could have you if I wanted you. That's not up to you to decide.

   
   OK Jill.
   
   
6. 2017-07-18 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ OK Jill.
   
   

   
   Not even Gill the Tar's posting style.
   
   And also 100% true statement.
7. 2017-07-18 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #87
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Leases and financing mean the jedis win. I buy everything outright.

   
   I was hoping to see this comment. Well done, ole chap.
8. 2017-07-18 at 6:08 AM UTC

   #88
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Gland Bruiser
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9. 2017-07-18 at 6:19 AM UTC

   #89
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Phone, no haterino :(

   
   Whichen, though?
   
   I'm guessing a Samsung. Maybe, the S8. I mean, TouchWiz is shit, but that camera tho...
10. 2017-07-18 at 6:46 AM UTC

    #90
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm glad you're happy about your Land Cruiser. Tell me more about your Land Cruiser.
11. 2017-07-18 at 7:54 AM UTC

    #91
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I will put my Land Cruiser on skis, then it will be able to cruise land and snow with equal proficiency.

    
    Get attachable inflatable balloons so you can be amphibious too.
12. 2017-07-18 at 10:42 AM UTC

    #92
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HampTheToker Whichen, though?
    
    I'm guessing a Samsung. Maybe, the S8. I mean, TouchWiz is shit, but that camera tho…

    
    S7 Edge. My OnePlus One's battery fucking allahakbar'd on me and dropped holding charge so I had to buy a phone, and the S8 hadn't been released yet so I just picked the S7. I woulda gone with the G6 but fuck LG and their cuck Android skin, even worse than TouchWiz IMO. TouchWiz has a bit of bloat and some stutter but that's it, whereas LG's shit it just gross.
13. 2017-07-18 at 10:43 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm glad you're happy about your Land Cruiser. Tell me more about your Land Cruiser.

    
    It is my Land Cruiser. It Cruises Lands and bruises glands.
    
    (Thanks Aldra).
14. 2017-07-18 at 10:44 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Number13 Get attachable inflatable balloons so you can be amphibious too.

    
    I am also gluing a shovel to the bumper so I can cruise land in a subterranean fashion.
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15. 2017-07-19 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #95
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon S7 Edge. My OnePlus One's battery fucking allahakbar'd on me and dropped holding charge so I had to buy a phone, and the S8 hadn't been released yet so I just picked the S7. I woulda gone with the G6 but fuck LG and their cuck Android skin, even worse than TouchWiz IMO. TouchWiz has a bit of bloat and some stutter but that's it, whereas LG's shit it just gross.

    
    Samsung phones usually do have a few good points to make up for TouchWiz (camera being the biggest), but you're absolutely right about LG. You couldn't pay me to use an LG phone.
16. 2017-07-19 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #96
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What year is it? Is it the nicest Land Cruiser money can buy?
17. 2017-07-19 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #97
    cerakote African Astronaut
    >he doesnt drive a gas powered bicycle
18. 2017-07-19 at 3:52 AM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do u have kids? Who tf gonna watch those screens?
19. 2017-07-19 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #99
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kinkou Do u have kids? Who tf gonna watch those screens?

    
    ur mum
    
    
20. 2017-07-19 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Me & my mum together *