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  1. #21
    Originally posted by greenplastic How long do you sprint for? Doing HIIT helped my speed a lot, although it fucking sucks while you're doing it. But going all out for 1/4 mile, 6 times, with a couple minutes rest in between is what I would do. Now I just run for 30 minutes, and it always ends up being around 4.05 miles. Distance kind of sucks too but you'll get used to it if you do it a lot. I never run more than like 30 minutes though because it feels counterproductive to me.

    Do you have bad asthma or is it just some anxiety thing?

    if ya pops smokes in your 800ft sq house, for years, when youre just a wee one it will fuck your lungs up. this has been an issue since gym classes in middle school. sprinting 1/10th of a mile and walking 1/10th about 20 times, or more if im feelin stressed, does good enough. swimming and hiking on off days is a nice treat. spose just keeping at it and taking your style into consideration will improve my ability. lifting weights and what not has improved the force i can put into each stride. ill beat u in time some day > :(
  2. #22
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant if ya pops smokes in your 800ft sq house, for years, when youre just a wee one it will fuck your lungs up. this has been an issue since gym classes in middle school. sprinting 1/10th of a mile and walking 1/10th about 20 times, or more if im feelin stressed, does good enough. swimming and hiking on off days is a nice treat. spose just keeping at it and taking your style into consideration will improve my ability. lifting weights and what not has improved the force i can put into each stride. ill beat u in time some day > :(

    Yea, just take it easy. But your lung capacity should definitely improve in time. Or at least it feels like it does. I didn't have childhood smoke issues but I did really fuck up my lungs by smoking dabs, weed and random rc's a lot. I quit smoking weed (and anything else) about 10 months ago, with a few exceptions, and I've been running more, and my lungs have improved by a huge amount.
  3. #23
    vaporwave Yung Blood
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant if ya pops smokes in your 800ft sq house, for years, when youre just a wee one it will fuck your lungs up. this has been an issue since gym classes in middle school. sprinting 1/10th of a mile and walking 1/10th about 20 times, or more if im feelin stressed, does good enough. swimming and hiking on off days is a nice treat. spose just keeping at it and taking your style into consideration will improve my ability. lifting weights and what not has improved the force i can put into each stride. ill beat u in time some day > :(

    I smoke probably 2 blunts a day and binge drink/drugs on the weekends and can still get a sub 10 min mile. Swimming will get you a good lung capacity but honestly fuck all that, YOu should start deadlifting/squatting/benching at the gym. Do HIIT if your trying to lose weight but if you just count cals and eat below whatever you will lose weight. But you should really just eat for maintenance and lift heavy cause nobody will ever care about how fast you are
  4. #24
    thanks buddy i've been doing body circuits and lifting weights to put more force into my stride
    it's not like i'm overweight or chubby by any means, my bmi is 20, it's just there is a certain aesthetic that i find very attractive and want to achieve
    swimming is dank, i do it to help my lungs with my asthma
    whenever i swim before i run it's sooo much easier
    when i smoked weed i had attacks all the time and had to go to the hospitals lot
    edibles only now

    i cant count cals because i used to be anorexic, but i eat very well because i love veggies, fruits and red meat. hate dairy.
    :heart: :heart: :heart: :eggplant: :eggplant: :eggplant: :eggplant:
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    I was obese a couple of weeks ago but I lost a few pounds so now I'm just overweight.
  6. #26
    word up g




    MY 420TH POST TIME TO CRY

    Post last edited by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant at 2017-08-02T02:10:07.196916+00:00
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant thanks buddy i've been doing body circuits and lifting weights to put more force into my stride
    it's not like i'm overweight or chubby by any means, my bmi is 20, it's just there is a certain aesthetic that i find very attractive and want to achieve
    swimming is dank, i do it to help my lungs with my asthma
    whenever i swim before i run it's sooo much easier
    when i smoked weed i had attacks all the time and had to go to the hospitals lot
    edibles only now

    i cant count cals because i used to be anorexic, but i eat very well because i love veggies, fruits and red meat. hate dairy.
    :heart: :heart: :heart: :eggplant: :eggplant: :eggplant: :eggplant:

    post anorexic pics
  8. #28
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock I was obese a couple of weeks ago but I lost a few pounds so now I'm just overweight.

    you wouldnt fare well in a survivalists situation if that were true.
  9. #29
    bling bling Dark Matter
    take the trainspotting diet
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling take the trainspotting diet

    i think i'll proceed straight to the main course of intravenous hard drugs please




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  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader you wouldnt fare well in a survivalists situation if that were true.

    which is why i dont intend to get into a survivalists situation
  12. #32
    Any able bodied woman who isn't thin and man who isn't strong is an utter disgrace. Have some self respect you fat lazy fucks.

    A workout routine only has to take 30 minutes a day (minimum), and most of being in shape is diet anyway.

    da fuk
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo Any able bodied woman who isn't thin and man who isn't strong is an utter disgrace. Have some self respect you fat lazy fucks.

    A workout routine only has to take 30 minutes a day (minimum), and most of being in shape is diet anyway.

    da fuk

    I'm not seeing you posting any pictures of yourself winning bodybuilding competitions, you fat bastard.
  14. #34
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock which is why i dont intend to get into a survivalists situation

    i dont understand.

    why spend so much time and effort for all those survivalists things and then ignoring the most important part of that, your body.
  15. #35
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Dargo and man who isn't strong is an utter disgrace.

    we're arent black people in slavery era anymore.
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader i dont understand.

    why spend so much time and effort for all those survivalists things and then ignoring the most important part of that, your body.

    I'm in better physical shape than anyone on this site
  17. #37
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'm in better physical shape than anyone on this site

    what do you mean, like you have tons of endurance despite being a fat fuck or like you have a perfectly sculptured body that they have in nazi propaganda ?
  18. #38
    Originally posted by infinityshock I was obese a couple of weeks ago but I lost a few pounds so now I'm just overweight.

    Originally posted by benny vader i'm very much in the shape of a ball.

    FAT FIIIIIIIIIIGHT
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dargo FAT FIIIIIIIIIIGHT

    only if I gets dibs on your unconscious carcass.
  20. #40
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader what do you mean, like you have tons of endurance despite being a fat fuck or like you have a perfectly sculptured body that they have in nazi propaganda ?

    yes.
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