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How to steal anything from a store and never get caught

  1. #21
    Originally posted by blackbird Hide it up your ass. They never check inside your ass.

    wowzers
  2. #22
    Theoretically, the best way to steal would be to buy a high-priced item, then return later in the day and pick up the exact same item and take it to the service desk for a full refund+tax. The only way they could nail you is if the LP specifically watched you pick it up off the floor. In any case, you have a receipt for the item. Video evidence would be a problem, but not insurmountable. There's always going to be an element of risk. The trick would be minimizing that risk to the smallest percentage possible. The chances of LP seeing you pick up the item seconds after entering the store are very slim.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Theoretically

    Funny.

    after the last post about shoving it up your ass I read this as "rectally"
  4. #24
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Funny.

    after the last post about shoving it up your ass I read this as "rectally"

    everything seems rectally when seen from a pair of gay glasses
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Scron this is a very low quality alt.

    Also you're following it around replying.

    YOu can do better than this.

    Do better than this.

    You are the queen of shitty alts Alice.
  6. #26
    Semiazas African Astronaut

    upload
  7. #27
    Bambii<3u Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are the queen of shitty alts Alice.

    Fuck u
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u Fuck u

  9. #29
    Bambii<3u Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    No because u properly gendered ,e
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u No because u properly gendered ,e

    Shut up Bradley
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