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How to steal anything from a store and never get caught

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    The Magus Yung Blood
    You need to juul your essence potential whilst keeping in mind these words: "apple makes seeds makes trees makes leaves" and then you have an insurmountable confidence in a war awareness that professes robbery of the means that society would keep a thing from your righteous possession that belongs to you when you take it.

    If you are open to tarot as a way of magick, try this reading: The Fool + 7 of Wands + 9 of Disks + 3 of Swords

    This reading is actually what opens a door that isn't there for you to enter by a way that isn't endorsed by the consensus reality of shoppers, security, managers, or even the people who earnestly structured the building of the store for a world of reason. You are thus outside of what should be considered reasonable for a criminal's behavior and you will not be noticed unless you do something truly stupid.

    I won't bother to emphasize that we are in Bad Ideas, however. I am The Fool as well as The Magus, and you can know that I intend you will succeed if you really believe this in such a way that I will be in your mind making sure nobody has a notion of your presence.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Run faster than the robot chasing you
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Scron this is a very low quality alt.

    Also you're following it around replying.

    YOu can do better than this.

    Do better than this.
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I wish it'd put as much effort into real philosophy instead of trolling. I like that topic.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley Scron this is a very low quality alt.

    Also you're following it around replying.

    YOu can do better than this.

    Do better than this.

    This is not an alt, this is my main acct
  6. #6
    Does this include stealing the heart of the sexy store manager?
  7. #7
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Ok.

    How do I steal the 5'2 Latina with a fat ass working the register? Is she even for sale?
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya I bribe them with tickets to the penis ride
  9. #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    To many cameras these days.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Instigator To many cameras these days.

    Target/Woodman's/Meijer in some places are no goes.

    Stealing from walmart is EZ sauce.

    Even in places with cameras, you can go in a few times beforehand and scope out camera blind spots, see if LP is walking the floor, see if the guy working at the register in the tech section is nodding off from oxys, etc.

    SWIM has stolen quite a bit of electronics by finding camera blind spots, making sure a worker for the particular store section is not paying attention/ twacked out of their gourd, then pocketing electronics and promptly leaving.

    Not sure why The Magus is talking about tarot cards.
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    Elbow African Astronaut
    The best way to not get caught stealing from stores is actually to not steal things from stores. I highly recommend people try this.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    I bought a pair of jeans in walmart yesterday, they were supposed to be $23 (wranglers), when I rang it up it came up as $13. I SAID NOTHING...is that theft?
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