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  1. I like the ginea pig like noises chickens make.
  2. bling bling Dark Matter
    i fucd ur mum
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by bling bling i fucd ur mum

    they got a beer for that






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  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I'd probably be sad if i had to raise my own food and then kill it and cook it.

    yeah i was kind of sad, especially when i walked in my pen and found the first one that died. he was a runt and had some sort of genetic problem; he was literally half the size of all the others. two more died from stress induced heart attacks when i moved my cull birds into a pen with another guy's. i had to kill the other runt, which was a little depressing, but when i went to break its neck and accidentally ripped the body off the head instead of just breaking the neck it started doing all the post mortem flapping and shit i fuckin died laughing
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    pic related

  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote pic related


    looks like im not the only one who cant post pics
  7. Originally posted by cerakote pic related




    Originally posted by infinityshock looks like im not the only one who cant post pics

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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote yeah i was kind of sad, especially when i walked in my pen and found the first one that died. he was a runt and had some sort of genetic problem; he was literally half the size of all the others. two more died from stress induced heart attacks when i moved my cull birds into a pen with another guy's. i had to kill the other runt, which was a little depressing, but when i went to break its neck and accidentally ripped the body off the head instead of just breaking the neck it started doing all the post mortem flapping and shit i fuckin died laughing

    Somehow that doesn't seem very funny to me fam :/
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A lamb, fuzzy and white, grazes the field eating grasses and being merry, when along comes a wolf who pounces on the lamb and starts ripping bits of flesh away from the innocent little fella, the lamb makes horrible noises of agony, and the wolf continues, blood spraying everywhere, intenstines splayed out and chunks of its face scattered about, all the while crying, no longer a happy little lamb, until it dies of blood loss and excruciating pain.

    The end
  12. Hey yo, hey yo. Wuts good niggas? Why you trappin so hard? Why you got the 12 car garage?
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    because i have 12 cars retard
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  14. Originally posted by mmQ A lamb, fuzzy and white, grazes the field eating grasses and being merry, when along comes a wolf who pounces on the lamb and starts ripping bits of flesh away from the innocent little fella, the lamb makes horrible noises of agony, and the wolf continues, blood spraying everywhere, intenstines splayed out and chunks of its face scattered about, all the while crying, no longer a happy little lamb, until it dies of blood loss and excruciating pain.

    The end

    The lamb wakes up from his dream. The air was cold and his blankets were hot. Why did he keep having these dreams? He was a happy lamb, a proud and esteemed herd member. He knew his baa's backwards and forwards, he knew the seasonal grazing patterns like the back of his hoof. He could, in an instant, smell the scent of an incoming shepard. He was by all means, a happy lamb. So why the dreams?

    He thought, for a minute, that it might be some bad grass. But the herd had eaten the same grass he had, and none of them were up in cold sweats.

    His next thought was that he'd gotten a cold. A fever, perhaps. But his snout felt fine. Not a drip to be dropped.

    So he shook it off, setting the feelings aside like a tired librarian sets aside a book which would never be read. He laid down, pulled the covers over his soft wool, and began counting sheep.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny, one of Many Hey yo, hey yo. Wuts good niggas? Why you trappin so hard? Why you got the 12 car garage?

    Cause these niggas pussy and I'm hard, I turn that fucking soft into some hard, I grew up in the streets without no heart,
    I'm praying to my Glock and my carbon
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    its a shotcut to ur mums house
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    MFW I reup on crystal meth :

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  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    keyiamine
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    IRC and chill.


    https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/

    /join #NiS

    Come up and join if you want to call me a faggot in real time.

  20. Originally posted by RestStop MFW I reup on crystal meth :


    Lol, you should burn your account soon

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