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  1. #41
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Far McFar a lot of people in their late 20s and early 30s (not Mid Life yet) have an earlier form of it asking if they're happy where they're at while still young

    I guess I was to busy living, growing, and exploring opportunities to worry about that fagit shit.
  2. #42
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
  3. #43
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    I wont make fun of any young person who leaped to their death because its not in my nature. but that band name is questionably gay af
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Far McFar I wont make fun of any young person who leaped to their death because its not in my nature. but that band name is questionably gay af

    I'm just proud of this forum for not making any One Direction jokes.
  5. #45
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) I'm just proud of this forum for not making any One Direction jokes.

    "he got tired of his buttplug not finding the other direction and leaped.."

    see that's just bad. especially on a Sunday.
  6. #46
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    It was Argentina right? So the nazi government probably did it...or the or Chosen Israeli nazis.
  7. #47
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'd survive a 3 story fall.

    Pussy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #48
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    the floors in hotels are standard 14 foot plus maybe a foot between. so a 45 foot fall with the fact that the third floor is really the forth flood due to the lobby not being Floor one. so now it's a 60 foot drop probably onto concrete. that is not death by default but it's a 87% chance of death
    there is no instant death by falling unless you burned up in the atmosphere. many people have survived a terminal velocity speed.
  9. #49
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Demetrios Demetriades, a professor of surgery at the Kerk School of Medicine of the University of Southern California, told Live Science. "If someone falls more than 60 feet [18 m], this is usually lethal, and it is extremely unlikely, or a miracle, if a patient falls from higher than 80 feet [24 m] and survives."Sep 7, 2023

    https://www.livescience.com/health/how-do-some-people-survive-falls-from-great-heights#:~:text=Demetrios%20Demetriades%2C%20a%20professor%20of,24%20m%5D%20and%20survives.%22
  10. #50
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    OK this one sounds like BS even if you face plant into concrete

    11.7% of fall-related fatalities resulted from falls from heights between 6 and 10 feet
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Far McFar the floors in hotels are standard 14 foot plus maybe a foot between. so a 45 foot fall with the fact that the third floor is really the forth flood due to the lobby not being Floor one. so now it's a 60 foot drop probably onto concrete. that is not death by default but it's a 87% chance of death
    there is no instant death by falling unless you burned up in the atmosphere. many people have survived a terminal velocity speed.

    There's people who jumped from a plane at thousands of feet and only halfway down realized they'd forgot their parachute. Some lived. They aimed themselves to a barn roof or soft patch of ground, like a freshly dug farmer's field.
  12. #52
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's people who jumped from a plane at thousands of feet and only halfway down realized they'd forgot their parachute. Some lived. They aimed themselves to a barn roof or soft patch of ground, like a freshly dug farmer's field.

    Some people don't even need a parachute if they have a squirrel bat suicide suit on and aim for a pile of empty boxes
  13. #53
    Try and come in at the shallowest angle you can get and "skip".
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I guess I was to busy living, growing, and exploring opportunities to worry about that fagit shit.

    and getting mugshotted in unflattery positions and manner
  15. #55
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Try and come in at the shallowest angle you can get and "skip".

    you have to spread your legs wider
  16. #56
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) I'm just proud of this forum for not making any One Direction jokes.

    One Direction: Down
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  18. #58
    Bradley Florida Man
    O ya 4 stories is way more difficult to survive than 3
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