The Nigga Confessional™ †

2017-06-20 at 2:41 AM UTC

#141

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Sorry.. I meant Asteroids! :

2017-06-21 at 1:28 AM UTC

#142

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Totse 2001 assteroids from teh space?

ok, stick your finger up your butt for blaspheming.

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2017-06-23 at 11:15 PM UTC

#143

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i'm taking this evenings confessional guys. come free your nigga souls from eternal damnation...

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2017-06-24 at 12:48 PM UTC

#144

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ I've seen it. You're paler than a shit-house ghost, just as ugly to boot. I had to do everything in my power to not immediately smash my monitor .

stfu you astigmatic cock sucking nigger faggot retard .

I specifically said I live in florida...rarely have my shirt on when I'm outside...and I had a dark-as-fuck tan.

2017-06-24 at 1:07 PM UTC

#145

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by NARCassist i'm taking this evenings confessional guys. come free your nigga souls from eternal damnation…

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I stole some nacho cheese dip from the grocery the other day. I paid for everything else but it was too tempting and easy to just put the little can in my pocket. I am so sorry.

2017-06-24 at 1:11 PM UTC

#146

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by mmQ I stole some nacho cheese dip from the grocery the other day. I paid for everything else but it was too tempting and easy to just put the little can in my pocket. I am so sorry.

stick your head into a bowl of nacho cheese

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2017-06-24 at 1:41 PM UTC

#147

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I ate a few of my moms potatoes and lots of her water bottles. She's pissed at me, yet never asked me to go buy groceries. She decided to buy groceries, then come home and scream at me to stay away from her food because she's broke.. when I'm the one who buys her food typically.

Can I get a hallelujah? I'm really hoping she isn't getting drunk right now and going to mega flip out later today.. she's already blasting 80s rock music god help me it's only 10am

I think I need to leave for most the day. Fml.

2017-06-24 at 1:44 PM UTC

#148

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ I stole some nacho cheese dip from the grocery the other day. I paid for everything else but it was too tempting and easy to just put the little can in my pocket. I am so sorry.

you're pathetic

2017-06-24 at 1:45 PM UTC

#149

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Kinkou I ate a few of my moms potatoes and lots of her water bottles. She's pissed at me, yet never asked me to go buy groceries. She decided to buy groceries, then come home and scream at me to stay away from her food because she's broke.. when I'm the one who buys her food typically.

Can I get a hallelujah? I'm really hoping she isn't getting drunk right now and going to mega flip out later today.. she's already blasting 80s rock music god help me it's only 10am

I think I need to leave for most the day. Fml.

change the title of this thread to be 'let's see who can be the most pathetic loser'

2017-06-24 at 1:49 PM UTC

#150

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I would win, no need to change the thread title.

Somebody pls just give me a damn hallelujah and clear out the bad juju surrounding me all weekend.

2017-06-24 at 1:51 PM UTC

#151

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Kinkou I would win, no need to change the thread title.

Somebody pls just give me a damn hallelujah and clear out the bad juju surrounding me all weekend.

suicide is always an option

2017-06-24 at 1:53 PM UTC

#152

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Yes, it is. But then there would be no one for my dad or my dog. I live for them.

2017-06-24 at 1:55 PM UTC

#153

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by Kinkou Yes, it is. But then there would be no one for my dad or my dog. I live for them.

they would be better off without you

2017-06-24 at 2:01 PM UTC

#154

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I feel cheesy now. :S

2017-06-24 at 2:02 PM UTC

#155

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Kinkou I ate a few of my moms potatoes and lots of her water bottles. She's pissed at me, yet never asked me to go buy groceries. She decided to buy groceries, then come home and scream at me to stay away from her food because she's broke.. when I'm the one who buys her food typically.

Can I get a hallelujah? I'm really hoping she isn't getting drunk right now and going to mega flip out later today.. she's already blasting 80s rock music god help me it's only 10am

I think I need to leave for most the day. Fml.

tho shalt honor thy nigga mother and nigga father at all times my child, so you must serve penance. the great triangle lord sees it fit that you undress, crouch over my face and let it gush. you shall feel much better for it my child. it will truly cleanse your troubled soul and bring you eternal peace.

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2017-06-24 at 2:04 PM UTC

#156

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by infinityshock suicide is always an option

suicide is a sin, for suggesting it 25 my nigga's and 25 wagwan's. salaam alakuum my child.

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2017-06-24 at 4:18 PM UTC

#157

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

im at my dads now. quig is eating all the flies in the house. i got a beer and cigs. life is ok for now. lolol

2017-06-25 at 4:43 AM UTC

#158

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Kinkou im at my dads now. quig is eating all the flies in the house. i got a beer and cigs. life is ok for now. lolol

is that supposed to be a confession?

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2017-06-25 at 4:45 AM UTC

#159

NARCassist gollums fat coach

btw children, you shud be starting your confessions 'forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been XX days since my last confession...'

lets start doing it properly now

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2017-06-25 at 4:46 AM UTC

#160

cerakote African Astronaut

catholics are the niggers of religion

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