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  1. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    feeling horribly hung over. someone accused me of making threats today, but i recorded everything, showed the cops and they left me alone. the cops were part asian i think so their bullshit detector was good and they immediately knew the zionist joos that accused me of making threats were lying cause i called them out on their zionism and embarrassed them.


    so im just going to be chilling with the coyotes tonight. coyotes kinda treat you like a rockstar when you learn how to howl with them correctly. i play this game where i imitate them till they say something i cant imitate well. a lot of people dont realize it but they actually sing. its really complex and beautiful sounding although somewhat rare to hear it but its one of the coolest things you could ever hear.

    theres this one coyote that is real dark, like solid black or dark blue that i always figured was part dog cause it would come around and inspect man made items, less afraid than the usual coyotes. i thought maybe it was trained by the government or something to find drugs or explosives.

    the coyotes kind of use us as bait sometimes to give deer a false sense of security, then they ambush them a few dozen feet from us at night, and you hear the young deer screaming as theyre being torn apart.

    i always tell them to get me a deer.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka Feel like I should listen to hypnosis tonight but am so spaced out. Thinking about the past with Cam and how I blacked out some things. We tried a lot of different things sexually.

    can you recommend a hypnosis video for someone who never did it before? I would like to try one as I fall asleep and figure you're the hypno-expert. Not being funny, I'm willing to give it a shot.

    Do you have any hypnosis that will help encourage me to be nicer to people and more helpful and a better person? That's been my focus the last year or so.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs i typed rounwytha into google and a bunch of faggy ads for some faggy band showed up. jesus christ. i wish theyed stop naming their gay shit after us. we're real, we are not satanists, we arent evil.

    none of these queers even knows a real rounwytha. funny google claims theyre just search results and not ads.

    EDIT: seems there is a coverup involving order of 9 angles cause theres a lot less info on google as well as yahoo.

    but ill say it: its related to astromancy. you have to spend time outdoors to develop this power, and everyone has some of it. a hedge witch is a type of real life jedi, a type of warlock or witch, drawn to nature. you are either born one or you arent. most people are not very powerful, that is their psi or magic power level is not naturally high. vast majority of wizards or warlocks with any natural gift are drawn to nature and being in nature increases their power. it is also related to tibetan "wind illness syndrome" also known as kundalini syndrome. with a natural born mage(egyptian/hermetic term for wizard or witch) it is not an illness,, its a realization process.

    aerokinesis and umbrakinesis are the most common ways its noticed. if any of you want to be weirded out, i can film it. we are related to heyokas. we have control over the elements, including thunder and lightning. not bragging, im angry a lot but am actually quite humble irl. mages are often emotional people but rarely schizophrenic. anyone can become a mage but a hedge witch or heyoka are something youre born as. most people never realize they have any power, a natural born mage or warlock cant help but notice cause their power level is naturally much higher than average. didnt want to talk about any of this but google and yahoo pissed me off with their bullshit.

    anyway i can film umbrakinesis and aerokinesis if anyone wants to be weirded out or say im using trick photography

    EDIT: probably piss a bunch of people off if i upload videos of my techniques or mudras, but i dont care, they shouldnt manipulate search results if they dont like it.

    for fucks sake man, the world is getting more and more stupid and idiotic and these archon lovng dipshits are making it worse.

    one last pick of me trying to look cool



    EDIT; i hope all this text breaks an adhd fags brain

    anyhoo, one last thing, we rarely keep a book of shadows and we dont read spell books. mudras are hand gestures that real wizards or witches use to control things. it works on people too. although to some extent, you can use your feet for this. okay, time for retards and shills to call me schizo. hmmmm what else… oh and we can possess people as well as inanimate objects or machines, but in real life we are over 90% benevolent and rarely use this stuff for anything other than entertainment or mischief… so it really shouldnt scare anyone.. the black mages have much lower power levels if it makes anyone feel better.

    BeigeWarlock or totse2k actually is a real warlock btw, but a different type

    ok
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by 6835378gjjsjs feeling horribly hung over. someone accused me of making threats today, but i recorded everything, showed the cops and they left me alone. the cops were part asian i think so their bullshit detector was good and they immediately knew the zionist joos that accused me of making threats were lying cause i called them out on their zionism and embarrassed them.


    so im just going to be chilling with the coyotes tonight. coyotes kinda treat you like a rockstar when you learn how to howl with them correctly. i play this game where i imitate them till they say something i cant imitate well. a lot of people dont realize it but they actually sing. its really complex and beautiful sounding although somewhat rare to hear it but its one of the coolest things you could ever hear.

    theres this one coyote that is real dark, like solid black or dark blue that i always figured was part dog cause it would come around and inspect man made items, less afraid than the usual coyotes. i thought maybe it was trained by the government or something to find drugs or explosives.

    the coyotes kind of use us as bait sometimes to give deer a false sense of security, then they ambush them a few dozen feet from us at night, and you hear the young deer screaming as theyre being torn apart.

    i always tell them to get me a deer.

    y u delete all the weird retard stuff
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    i just wanna smoke good weed with a fat girl and feel happy
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  6. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    wanna get some game cameras, theres a ton of cool animals to film, occassionally mountain lions and bobcats. ill put the footage on here if i get anything good. there are cryptids also. this girl i know recorded a dead chupacabra. they are actually real and pretty cool looking actually
  7. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley y u delete all the weird retard stuff

    i dont delete anything
  8. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i just wanna smoke good weed with a fat girl and feel happy

    That sounds like a good time, I'm usually not into fat chicks but I could fuck with one as long as she had a pretty face.

    I guess I'll just smoke a little by myself and go to sleep. This weekend didn't last long enough 😢
  9. Kafka sweaty
    I have a fever and can't see a doctor until Thursday. Idk what I'm supposed to do I don't want to rest.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    I'm kicking myself for not picking up on the signs earlier. I've had this book for years and didn't read it, if I had I would have known earlier.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Gorged from stolen Buffalo Wild Wings, Portillo's & Potbelly.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    my professor posted teh final project a half hour ago

    minimum 10 minute presentation to accompany a powerpoint slideshow. Not like a HARD project. I will feel really good if I can complete this entire thing like by Tuesday morning, lol that's my goal at least. Mildly ambitious as its all researched based, application of real world examples, making a 12-14 slide powerpoint aint shit it's for a business class so you're not graded on like the artistic quality of it but i'm just ognna push the 10 minute minimum to an asusmpted 15 minutes/1400 word presentation annd do my best.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    fortunately I am the best student and the least preoccupied with life so I got first pick of the potential topics and of course selected teh one I felt most competent in my ability to present on
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    shits going really well for me and that's different from what i'm used to

    Not tin withdrawal or drunk
    Feel physically very healthy
    4.0
    am told regularly I am doing well at my job
    Happy.

    I don't even carry a weapon anymore.
  15. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley shits going really well for me and that's different from what i'm used to

    Not tin withdrawal or drunk
    Feel physically very healthy
    4.0
    am told regularly I am doing well at my job
    Happy.

    I don't even carry a weapon anymore.

    well having aids is like carrying a weapon anyway
  16. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    hangovers going away and im posting in a thread with an autistic fat girl that smells like rotting fish and an aids gay that stabs dogs
  17. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    in other words, i feel good
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    no aids lol not that common anymore
  19. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley no aids lol not that common anymore

    you can just threaten to fuck people in the ass with your aids penis if they mess with you. i doubt anyone wants to fight an aids person.

    they are very close to a cure now with crisper technology. youre young so you could get in the programs for experimental cures. thats how some people got their hep c cured for free.
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Food coma-esque feelings of satiation
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