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  1. Originally posted by Malice I wonder if I could get someone to do housework for me if I claimed I had lost the ability to function. I could possibly get meals delivered as well. Last time I went through the process of getting a referral to a psychiatrist from my insurance the person on the other end asked about these issues, they also told me I could get a ride from some service whenever I wanted. Personal driver.

    I know what I want now, and that is simply even more welfare. I need to find ways to scam more, as much as I can, then life will be perfect.

    Holy. shit.
  2. Originally posted by ZツK I bet you have relatives in one of these cities.


    Nope.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    A million dollars sitting in a savings account? That's proof positive you faked that picture capt
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine this: I could make a cheap homemade fire resistant barrier, cover it with something, and set myself on fire in public. Prior to this I will have calculated/tested the time I can remain running before burning and chosen a path to a water fountain, which I will jump in to douse the flames, that's within an acceptable range.

    Hopefully this would spur other idiots into a new illegal underground extreme sport.

    The videos would be hilarious. I could capitalize on it by simply claiming I wasn't the creator of the video.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ This actually hurts me a tiny bit that you'd send me monopoly money in a time of need.

    :(

    It was my misjudgment. I thought you weren't as in-need as you actually we're. I sincerely apologize.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny A million dollars sitting in a savings account? That's proof positive you faked that picture capt

    I thought the exact same thing when I saw it.
  7. Originally posted by Malice fire resistant barrier, cover it with something,

    Make it non fire resistant and soak it in curare.

    Originally posted by Malice I thought the exact same thing when I saw it.

    >not tek and tendies

    nub
  8. Originally posted by Lanny A million dollars sitting in a savings account? That's proof positive you faked that picture capt

    Originally posted by Malice I thought the exact same thing when I saw it.

    This is the account I use for my day-to-day tbh. I don't mind having some on hand, you never know when you might need some liquid cash. I am prepared to escape to my home in Monaco on a second's notice.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can prove it by buying me a plane ticket to come visit you tomorrow. I don't have to work all week. We can just shoot the shit and play some fun games.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Catching Falco in the 'i don't have to prove anything' web with Spectral.

    ;)
  12. Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is the account I use for my day-to-day tbh.

    >not tek and tendies

    nub

    Lol it doesn't matter how wealthy any of you could possible get. You could have a billion years and limitless wealth and not do a fucking thing but rattox forever. Stuck in the wheel hamster ass niggas



    Originally posted by mmQ Catching Falco in the 'i don't have to prove anything' web with Spectral.

    ;)

    >has millions of dollars and doesn't binge on meth and post dank memes daily

    why even live lol
  13. Originally posted by mmQ You can prove it by buying me a plane ticket to come visit you tomorrow. I don't have to work all week. We can just shoot the shit and play some fun games.

    What if I have a pressing engagement with several gangster rappers to speak at their party and give a lecture about thuganomics tomorrow?
  14. Originally posted by mmQ Catching Falco in the 'i don't have to prove anything' web with Spectral.

    ;)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by Captain Falcon What if I have a pressing engagement with several gangster rappers to speak at their party and give a lecture about thuganomics tomorrow?

    >doesn't post in my crack cocaine chemistry threads but is supposedly a professor with a degree in Doin Tha dam thang

    what is this i dont even

  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice Imagine this: I could make a cheap homemade fire resistant barrier, cover it with something, and set myself on fire in public. Prior to this I will have calculated/tested the time I can remain running before burning and chosen a path to a water fountain, which I will jump in to douse the flames, that's within an acceptable range.

    Hopefully this would spur other idiots into a new illegal underground extreme sport.

    The videos would be hilarious. I could capitalize on it by simply claiming I wasn't the creator of the video.

    exreme , like jackass for neets
  17. Originally posted by ZツK >doesn't post in my crack cocaine chemistry threads but is supposedly a professor with a degree in Doin Tha dam thang

    what is this i dont even


  18. Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    you just aggdivooted my trap house trump card

  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if anyone has ever seriously devoted part of their life to ruining children's birthday parties. What the record for most parties ruined is.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Malice I wonder if anyone has ever seriously devoted part of their life to ruining children's birthday parties. What the record for most parties ruined is.

    probably held by john-wayne gacy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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