The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

2017-06-21 at 4:57 AM UTC

#1501

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Does anyone know what it's called when you're spooning and you stick your dick betwixt the thighs of the little spoon? Not like thigh fucking, just sticking your dick in the nice warm sublabial region and leaving it there.

2017-06-21 at 5 AM UTC

#1502

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by 1337 Does anyone know what it's called when you're spooning and you stick your dick betwixt the thighs of the little spoon? Not like thigh fucking, just sticking your dick in the nice warm sublabial region and leaving it there.

I call that the Hydromorphone

2017-06-21 at 5:02 AM UTC

#1503

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Malice You've never shown us proof of your wealth or success.

What does that have to do with my confidence being justified?

Also, I kind of thought my marble floors and handmade wrought iron spiral staircase, or 500 piece chandelier would be evidence, but it's whatever. I'm a relatively frugal person.

2017-06-21 at 5:03 AM UTC

#1504

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by 1337 Does anyone know what it's called when you're spooning and you stick your dick betwixt the thighs of the little spoon? Not like thigh fucking, just sticking your dick in the nice warm sublabial region and leaving it there.

Broken sporking?

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2017-06-21 at 5:04 AM UTC

#1505

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

SF has a high tolerance for public craziness. I'm thinking of going there in a disguise, more than a wig, and flipping out in public, falling to the floor while thrashing around and screaming autistically, then sprinting away.

It would be the ultimate cathartic experience.

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2017-06-21 at 5:05 AM UTC

#1506

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by Captain Falcon What does that have to do with my confidence being justified?

Also, I kind of thought my marble floors and handmade wrought iron spiral staircase, or 500 piece chandelier would be evidence, but it's whatever. I'm a relatively frugal person.

You've regularly bragged about your wealth and success, clearly it seems to be a large part of your self-confidence. You could easily be lying.

Post screenshots of how much your accounts have in them. It's a simple request. Or, rather, take a pic of the screen with a timestamp to the side.

2017-06-21 at 5:06 AM UTC

#1507

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by 1337 Does anyone know what it's called when you're spooning and you stick your dick betwixt the thighs of the little spoon? Not like thigh fucking, just sticking your dick in the nice warm sublabial region and leaving it there.

Intercrural phallic support?

2017-06-21 at 5:10 AM UTC

#1508

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by mmQ Broken sporking?

Goddamnit. This was better than it's getting credit for.

Fuck you.

2017-06-21 at 5:12 AM UTC

#1509

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

everyone b cool, im holding

2017-06-21 at 5:12 AM UTC

#1510

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by mmQ Goddamnit. This was better than it's getting credit for.

Fuck you.

lel, one prong bent forward

2017-06-21 at 5:13 AM UTC

#1511

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Malice You've regularly bragged about your wealth and success, clearly it seems to be a large part of your self-confidence. You could easily be lying.

Post screenshots of how much your accounts have in them. It's a simple request. Or, rather, take a pic of the screen with a timestamp to the side.

I could easily be lying, but it would only be unjustified if it were not true. And the truth value of a claim has nothing to do with your knowledge of its truth value.

But regardless, do you have positive evidence that I'm lying, or simply no evidence to prove my claim and therefore supersede the null hypothesis that I'm lying? Because if not, you cannot make a positive claim to the contrary.

And I've already done so, but people just said I photoshopped it, lol.

I can take a picture of my computer screen in the morning if you'd like (I'm currently on my phone, in bed).

2017-06-21 at 5:14 AM UTC

#1512

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

any evidence that doesn't provide personal information is tremendously easy to fake

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2017-06-21 at 5:15 AM UTC

#1513

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

I wonder if I could get someone to do housework for me if I claimed I had lost the ability to function. I could possibly get meals delivered as well. Last time I went through the process of getting a referral to a psychiatrist from my insurance the person on the other end asked about these issues, they also told me I could get a ride from some service whenever I wanted. Personal driver.

I know what I want now, and that is simply even more welfare. I need to find ways to scam more, as much as I can, then life will be perfect.

2017-06-21 at 5:16 AM UTC

#1514

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra any evidence that doesn't provide personal information is tremendously easy to fake

This.

As a result, it is futile and fruitless to try, unless I want another Mark incident.

2017-06-21 at 5:16 AM UTC

#1515

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon I could easily be lying, but it would only be unjustified if it were not true. And the truth value of a claim has nothing to do with your knowledge of its truth value.

But regardless, do you have positive evidence that I'm lying, or simply no evidence to prove my claim and therefore supersede the null hypothesis that I'm lying? Because if not, you cannot make a positive claim to the contrary.

And I've already done so, but people just said I photoshopped it, lol.

I can take a picture of my computer screen in the morning if you'd like (I'm currently on my phone, in bed).

I bet you have relatives in one of these cities.

2017-06-21 at 5:17 AM UTC

#1516

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Captain Falcon I could easily be lying, but it would only be unjustified if it were not true. And the truth value of a claim has nothing to do with your knowledge of its truth value.

But regardless, do you have positive evidence that I'm lying, or simply no evidence to prove my claim and therefore supersede the null hypothesis that I'm lying? Because if not, you cannot make a positive claim to the contrary.

And I've already done so, but people just said I photoshopped it, lol.

I can take a picture of my computer screen in the morning if you'd like (I'm currently on my phone, in bed).

This actually hurts me a tiny bit that you'd send me monopoly money in a time of need.

:(

2017-06-21 at 5:17 AM UTC

#1517

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Anyway, I like to do that and make my dick bounce against her pussy. It drives her crazy.

2017-06-21 at 5:19 AM UTC

#1518

mmQ Lisa Turtle

By the way lanyard can we take the banner off of those two stupid fucks who 'just wanted to go to space and do drugs?'

My fucking GOD I am tired of seeing that guy's striped cringe face!

2017-06-21 at 5:19 AM UTC

#1519

RisiR † 29 Autism

Too much too read. Cool it down faggots.

2017-06-21 at 5:19 AM UTC

#1520

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Malice if I claimed I had lost the ability to function.

I'm surprised you still post after this many doctor visits. You haven't lived the degenerate life until you mobbed a mental hospital with triangles.

Originally posted by 1337 Anyway, I like to do that and make my dick bounce against her pussy. It drives her crazy.

THats why I call it the hydro.

Originally posted by RisiR † Too much too read. Cool it down faggots.

You damn kids and your triangles!

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