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2017-06-21 at 5:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I wonder if I could get someone to do housework for me if I claimed I had lost the ability to function. I could possibly get meals delivered as well. Last time I went through the process of getting a referral to a psychiatrist from my insurance the person on the other end asked about these issues, they also told me I could get a ride from some service whenever I wanted. Personal driver.
I know what I want now, and that is simply even more welfare. I need to find ways to scam more, as much as I can, then life will be perfect.
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2017-06-21 at 5:28 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 5:29 AM UTCA million dollars sitting in a savings account? That's proof positive you faked that picture capt
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2017-06-21 at 5:29 AM UTCImagine this: I could make a cheap homemade fire resistant barrier, cover it with something, and set myself on fire in public. Prior to this I will have calculated/tested the time I can remain running before burning and chosen a path to a water fountain, which I will jump in to douse the flames, that's within an acceptable range.
Hopefully this would spur other idiots into a new illegal underground extreme sport.
The videos would be hilarious. I could capitalize on it by simply claiming I wasn't the creator of the video. -
2017-06-21 at 5:29 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 5:29 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 5:31 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 5:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny A million dollars sitting in a savings account? That's proof positive you faked that picture capt
Originally posted by Malice I thought the exact same thing when I saw it.
This is the account I use for my day-to-day tbh. I don't mind having some on hand, you never know when you might need some liquid cash. I am prepared to escape to my home in Monaco on a second's notice. -
2017-06-21 at 5:32 AM UTCl
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2017-06-21 at 5:35 AM UTCYou can prove it by buying me a plane ticket to come visit you tomorrow. I don't have to work all week. We can just shoot the shit and play some fun games.
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2017-06-21 at 5:36 AM UTCCatching Falco in the 'i don't have to prove anything' web with Spectral.
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2017-06-21 at 5:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is the account I use for my day-to-day tbh.
>not tek and tendies
nub
Lol it doesn't matter how wealthy any of you could possible get. You could have a billion years and limitless wealth and not do a fucking thing but rattox forever. Stuck in the wheel hamster ass niggas
Originally posted by mmQ Catching Falco in the 'i don't have to prove anything' web with Spectral.
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>has millions of dollars and doesn't binge on meth and post dank memes daily
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2017-06-21 at 5:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ You can prove it by buying me a plane ticket to come visit you tomorrow. I don't have to work all week. We can just shoot the shit and play some fun games.
What if I have a pressing engagement with several gangster rappers to speak at their party and give a lecture about thuganomics tomorrow? -
2017-06-21 at 5:40 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-21 at 5:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon What if I have a pressing engagement with several gangster rappers to speak at their party and give a lecture about thuganomics tomorrow?
>doesn't post in my crack cocaine chemistry threads but is supposedly a professor with a degree in Doin Tha dam thang
what is this i dont even
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2017-06-21 at 5:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Imagine this: I could make a cheap homemade fire resistant barrier, cover it with something, and set myself on fire in public. Prior to this I will have calculated/tested the time I can remain running before burning and chosen a path to a water fountain, which I will jump in to douse the flames, that's within an acceptable range.
Hopefully this would spur other idiots into a new illegal underground extreme sport.
The videos would be hilarious. I could capitalize on it by simply claiming I wasn't the creator of the video.
exreme
, like jackass for neets
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2017-06-21 at 5:42 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 5:45 AM UTC
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2017-06-21 at 6:05 AM UTCI wonder if anyone has ever seriously devoted part of their life to ruining children's birthday parties. What the record for most parties ruined is.
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2017-06-21 at 6:13 AM UTC
