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  1. Wow.. even the fingers are chubby.
  2. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wow.. even the fingers are chubby.

    Exactly what your Mom said 30 years ago
  3. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Exactly what your Mom said 30 years ago

    Settle down, chubby.
  4. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Inflatable paddleboard

  5. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Settle down, chubby.

    Let me guess. Your Mom is the most Saintly Woman in the world and How Dare I speak of her cooter like that?
  6. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Inflatable paddleboard


    My Camera is cooler than you Dutchman Paddler
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    monograde fully natural motor oil
  8. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina monograde fully natural motor oil

    What are you grinding up there, Charlie?

    What is the humming sound you run every morning
  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    A 2 L of Dr. Pepper and 2 packs of cheap cigarettes
  10. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny What are you grinding up there, Charlie?

    His home bored 49cc moped.
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    salmon patty and a stuffed crab cake from the local country store, they get fresh seafood every week for the lake folks that come up in the summer,, oh and a pint of super fudge brownie ice cream
  12. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson His home bored 49cc moped.

    WRONGED
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    EAT MY ASS FAGGOTS
  14. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson His home bored 49cc moped.

    *149 cc
  15. Fantom Yung Blood
    A case of Busch
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    2019 polaris 850, rmk with a 163" track with 2.6" lugs for deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep snow
  17. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    300cc is the largest motor made for scooters. and My bike is the smallest in its class making it a giant scooter cruiser

    now die by fire, nigga
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Crank
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Ice age hell fire big wheel kit and backwoods front bumper for my new sled
  20. Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I go ta pair of headphones that were 28$, 33% off sale, using a 50% off coupon.

    So like 8 or 9$. They're wireless because my prepaid phone has an issue with the jack where standard corded headphoens will jostle in the hole even slightly and it pauses the video and says I disconnected causing me to pull the phone out of my pocke tand hit play again.

    Vety frustrating, so I figured I'd treat myself and get a wireless headphone with microphone that hopefully works and use the corded ones for computer use and shit
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