2021-10-26 at 3:21 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
the erf is outer space to people on marze
2021-10-26 at 3:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice
They said they found him in an area that was previously underwater, he was probably dead for a week or more plus submerged plus there's all sorts of wild animals there to eat him. Probably wasn't much body left.
I 100% appreciate your pragmatism but nothing can convince me that Brian is not in Paris right now stalking his next victim while eating a croissant, drinking espresso, and hiding behind nothing but a ballcap.
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2021-10-26 at 3:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by frala
I 100% appreciate your pragmatism but nothing can convince me that Brian is not in Paris right now stalking his next victim while eating a croissant, drinking espresso, and hiding behind nothing but a ballcap.
He was a very plain and generic looking dude, easy to blend in.
The dental records claim is fishy anyways because since when do bodies found in Florida have any teeth?
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2021-10-26 at 3:54 PM UTC
Lol. My bad I misunderstood.
2024-07-24 at 9:25 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
I wonder if brian left any dirty clothes behind, he seems like he'd have a lot of laundrie.
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