FBI confirms: Remains found are Brian Laundrie

1. 2021-10-26 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   the erf is outer space to people on marze
2. 2021-10-26 at 3:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice They said they found him in an area that was previously underwater, he was probably dead for a week or more plus submerged plus there's all sorts of wild animals there to eat him. Probably wasn't much body left.

   
   I 100% appreciate your pragmatism but nothing can convince me that Brian is not in Paris right now stalking his next victim while eating a croissant, drinking espresso, and hiding behind nothing but a ballcap.
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3. 2021-10-26 at 3:34 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala I 100% appreciate your pragmatism but nothing can convince me that Brian is not in Paris right now stalking his next victim while eating a croissant, drinking espresso, and hiding behind nothing but a ballcap.

   
   He was a very plain and generic looking dude, easy to blend in.
   
   The dental records claim is fishy anyways because since when do bodies found in Florida have any teeth?
4. 2021-10-26 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol. My bad I misunderstood.
5. 2024-07-24 at 9:25 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I wonder if brian left any dirty clothes behind, he seems like he'd have a lot of laundrie.
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6. 2024-07-25 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I wonder if brian left any dirty clothes behind, he seems like he'd have a lot of laundrie.

   
   Underpants sniffer detected
7. 2024-07-25 at 2:53 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Underpants sniffer detected

   
   If they pick the right ones, they get higher than a kite.
8. 2024-07-25 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   no
9. 2024-07-25 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #49
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley no

   
   Don't deny you've run your nose along the length of a pair of brown towned underroos.