FBI confirms: Remains found are Brian Laundrie

1. 2021-10-26 at 1:46 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Guys aliens are real ok
2. 2021-10-26 at 2:15 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   i think human life originated from outer-space
3. 2021-10-26 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by STER0S i think human life originated from outer-space

   
   Close.
4. 2021-10-26 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I can't wait until the lifetime movie comes out
   
   Dirty Laundrie: some Attractive Mcwhitebitch story
   
   Now no one will ever know the passive aggressive slight that finally made him snap
5. 2021-10-26 at 2:52 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   aparently they both got what was cummin to em,, just like you fools will
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
6. 2021-10-26 at 4:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you think he fucked the corpse after he strangled her?
7. 2021-10-26 at 6:06 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Do you think he fucked the corpse after he strangled her?

   
   Who, your mom?
8. 2021-10-26 at 1:15 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Now no one will ever know the passive aggressive slight that finally made him snap

   
   Lifetime will make it as dramatic and awful as possible
   
   

   Originally posted by POLECAT aparently they both got what was cummin to em,, just like you fools will

   
   Are you for real trying to talk about democracy right now?
   
   

   Originally posted by Solstice Do you think he fucked the corpse after he strangled her?

   
   No!
9. 2021-10-26 at 1:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Is that how she died? strangulation? That's a pretty dull and boring way to kill someone.
10. 2021-10-26 at 1:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah
11. 2021-10-26 at 1:44 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    what if it was a new zodiac?
    
    we need more couple-killing serial killaz
12. 2021-10-26 at 1:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Meikai we need more couple-killing serial killaz

    
    Instagram and onlyfans does that already.
13. 2021-10-26 at 1:52 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is that how she died? strangulation? That's a pretty dull and boring way to kill someone.

    
    Free, quick, and easy though. Well maybe not super quick sometimes.
14. 2021-10-26 at 2:31 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by frala Lifetime will make it as dramatic and awful as possible
    
    
    
    Are you for real trying to talk about democracy right now?
    
    
    
    No!

    
    fuck demonocracy, this is a constitutional REPUBLIC, now get with the program or stfu
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    • Speedy Parker
15. 2021-10-26 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is that how she died? strangulation? That's a pretty dull and boring way to kill someone.

    
    not if he used his cock to do the killin
16. 2021-10-26 at 2:33 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    did they get a body or a pile of teeth?
17. 2021-10-26 at 2:39 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT did they get a body or a pile of teeth?

    
    Just about every news source I’ve read reports human remains or skeletal remains were found (which to me indicates they did not find an entire body but what do I know) and notes dental records were used to identify.
    
    Also worth noting…Laundrie’s remains will be cremated and no funeral is planned by his family.
18. 2021-10-26 at 2:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They said they found him in an area that was previously underwater, he was probably dead for a week or more plus submerged plus there's all sorts of wild animals there to eat him. Probably wasn't much body left.
19. 2021-10-26 at 3:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    All's well that ends well.
20. 2021-10-26 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by STER0S i think human life originated from outer-space

    
    Is 100% considering the earth itself originated from outer space. Meaning its a given that anything on or in the earth therefore originated from outer space.
    
    
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