The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-20 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #1261
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh I always bust. 😎
   
   I also found out this weekend the last person I know who actually sells meth is in jail and probably going to prison for a few years.
   
   
   
   Can anyone deny that this is a banger though?
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   • RisiR †
2. 2017-06-20 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #1262
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wanna buy a droptop just to listen to shit like that in.
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   • RisiR †
3. 2017-06-20 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #1263
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   It doesn't work in my country. God is a fucking asshole.
   
   I've never heard it but I just feel that I would love it.
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2017-06-20 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #1264
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   This is actually dope as fuck.
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5. 2017-06-20 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #1265
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Somehow, it is. Makes me want to start praying using this method:
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/13199
6. 2017-06-20 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #1266
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   2 thanks dished out for tha validation
7. 2017-06-20 at 7:22 PM UTC

   #1267
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   "You are like a magnet, better yet a habit"
   
   Then the bitch is getting on her knees singing about the god in her. Yea, man. This shit is all about that life. So familiar.
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8. 2017-06-20 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #1268
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   "But everything she got, the girl has been given/She calls it a blessin', you call it a livin'."
   
   That's a hard line.
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   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2017-06-20 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #1269
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I didn't know they also made this song
   
   
   
   They are legit from the hood. Real recognize real.
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2017-06-20 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #1270
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Oh I always bust. 😎
    
    I also found out this weekend the last person I know who actually sells meth is in jail and probably going to prison for a few years.
    
    
    
    Can anyone deny that this is a banger though?

    
    Ooh, she's cute
11. 2017-06-20 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #1271
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack You know it's a special occasion when I use a plunger to get all the clogged up body hair out of my shower drain

    
    Heeheehee, the ritual preparation as part of the mating ritual, how cute. I'd love to be able to observe everything you do (prior to sex). Must be so nervous.
12. 2017-06-20 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #1272
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

    Originally posted by Malice Heeheehee, the ritual preparation as part of the mating ritual, how cute. I'd love to be able to observe everything you do (prior to sex). Must be so nervous.

    
    Malice, how's your voice? If me and my wife record a porno will you narrate it for us?
13. 2017-06-20 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #1273
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Heeheehee, the ritual preparation as part of the mating ritual, how cute. I'd love to be able to observe everything you do (prior to sex). Must be so nervous.

    
    I'm more nervous about the fact that she isn't here after calling me and saying she was one state away five hours ago. I'm about to go get a bottle of whiskey and start chugging it, something is wrong, I'm hoping she just got really lost. I cant get a hold of her because she lost her phone.
14. 2017-06-20 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #1274
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, she'll be fine. It's 2017, nearly everyone has a smartphone and could give her directions.
    
    Don't start chugging whiskey, she could be planning on surprising you or something.
    
    I definitely would have taken a good dose of benzos before meeting someone new. Can't handle it otherwise.
15. 2017-06-20 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #1275
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Hey Finny, is this hot to you?

    
    didnt click.
    
    it would be if it were you. looks like a nigger, such as yourself, but thats where the similarities end
16. 2017-06-20 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #1276
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Malice I definitely would have taken a good dose of benzos before meeting someone new. Can't handle it otherwise.

    
    You need the real experience, not dumped down on benzodiazepines. Heart thumps breh
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17. 2017-06-20 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #1277
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Oh, she'll be fine. It's 2017, nearly everyone has a smartphone and could give her directions.
    
    Don't start chugging whiskey, she could be planning on surprising you or something.
    
    I definitely would have taken a good dose of benzos before meeting someone new. Can't handle it otherwise.

    
    Telling me she's three hours away five hours ago with no means to contact her in the meantime isn't exactly a surprise and she knows that. Something bad happened.
18. 2017-06-20 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #1278
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Didn't she say she was driving on amphetamines?
    
    She's probably in Brazil by now.
19. 2017-06-20 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #1279
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Lemme know PoC. I don't want it to be bad news.
20. 2017-06-20 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #1280
    

    Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]

    Originally posted by mashlehash You need the real experience, not dumped down on benzodiazepines. Heart thumps breh

    
    Much respect.