Crazy Glue in Dick

1. 2017-06-19 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #61
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   also we shud totally do this to the jolly green giants cock
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-19 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #62
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by NARCassist no obviously the skin would just stretch around it.
   
   
   
   
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   Well. How about if it was soft when you glued it up and then it got longer? Wouldn't that stretch and tear/pull/rip the piss tube up inside?
3. 2017-06-19 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #63
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock stfu retard

   
   youre IQ has to be this high
   
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   before you can tell me that.
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   • RisiR †
4. 2017-06-19 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hitler created Israel woop woop!!
   
   
5. 2017-06-19 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #65
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   it just occurred to me that theres money to be made with crazy glue.
   
   isnt crazy glue quite offensive to those whore mentally ill ???
   
   are there jedi lawyers here ????
6. 2017-06-19 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader it just occurred to me that theres money to be made with crazy glue.
   
   isnt crazy glue quite offensive to those whore mentally ill ???
   
   are there jedi lawyers here ????

   
   I'll cook you a kilogram of cyanoacrylate right now. What you do wiff it is your own business ya feel me?.
7. 2017-06-19 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #67
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Ethyl cyanoacrylate, prepared by the condensation of formaldehyde with ethyl cyanoacetate.
8. 2017-06-19 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #68
   

   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you DocFoster's brother?
   
   Google is your friend, bud.

   
   He's not. I have no idea who he is, but there's room for only one foster on my station
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   • -SpectraL
9. 2017-06-19 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #69
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by DocFoster He's not. I have no idea who he is, but there's room for only one foster on my station

   
   Thought he was a long lost brother, or father. My bad.
10. 2017-06-20 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #70
    BohemianVox Yung Blood
    I'm not going to read the rest of this trash
11. 2017-06-20 at 1 AM UTC

    #71
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well. How about if it was soft when you glued it up and then it got longer? Wouldn't that stretch and tear/pull/rip the piss tube up inside?

    
    how the fuck does your mind work?
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-20 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #72
    BohemianVox Yung Blood
    Don't fill the entire hole.. just the tip's end. duh!
13. 2017-06-20 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #73
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by BohemianVox Don't fill the entire hole.. just the tip's end. duh!

    
    Then he might be able to pop it out like a pellet gun.
14. 2017-06-20 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #74
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I can't read that much but hydro murked this thread, lol.
    
    SpectraL, you got problems.
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    • Narc
15. 2017-06-20 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #75
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I can't read that much but hydro murked this thread, lol.
    
    SpectraL, you got problems.

    
    if 'murk' is a synonym for 'displayed a degree of retardation not seen since...ever' then, agreed
16. 2017-06-20 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #76
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Sit down. Be humble.
17. 2017-06-20 at 2:14 PM UTC

    #77
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Sit down. Be humble.

    
    as long as your head is going to be in my lap and the head of my cock is tickling your tonsils...I'm there.
18. 2017-06-20 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #78
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Don't forget to bring your sterilized towel to put on the chair so you can sit down without a panick attack you unbelievable sissy.
19. 2017-06-20 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #79
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Don't forget to bring your sterilized towel to put on the chair so you can sit down without a panick attack you unbelievable sissy.

    
    said the cock sucking bottom fag bosnian illegal immigrant
20. 2017-06-20 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #80
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He's a darkhunter, but he's OUR darkhunter.