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Having Sexual Relations with a Banana.

  1. #81
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost but they have jagged teeth šŸŽƒ

    its simple enough to resolve the same way anyone else gets resolved that use their teeth too much.

  2. #82
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock its simple enough to resolve the same way anyone else gets resolved that use their teeth too much.


  3. #83
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by blackbird Get a jackā€oā€lantern to give you a bj.

    I did this before but I don't have the pics anymore.
  4. #84
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Bump
  5. #85
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks there's two ways to go about this. Many of you like things in your anus so you may have a different perspective of how we're gonna do this than I do.

    I was thinking banana peels are slippery so why not just use one as stroker type device where I put my cock inside the banana peel and just start pumping. What do you guys think?

    If you have a small penis you could use a plantain. PIcture highly relevant.



    Update:
    Due to popular support I went ahead and tested this.





    4/10

    Yes I am eating the banana with pb melted on toast now that I am done.
    Bruh did i just see my besties dick
  6. #86
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    In a banana
  7. #87
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I am such a good poster, content creator, and adult model.
  8. #88
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  9. #89
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have recently gotten approved on onlyfans after over a year of paperwork and fax machines

    Um it takes like 5 mins to create an account on onlyfans.

    ...so I heard.
  10. #90
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
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  11. #91
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um it takes like 5 mins to create an account on onlyfans.

    …so I heard.

    It's actually the most difficult registration process on the entire market and there's a reason pornhub still uses bitcoin and doesn't process mastercard payments

  12. #92
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's actually the most difficult registration process on the entire market

    You're doing it wrong
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