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  1. "Never look a gift horse in the mouth."

    Meaning: If someone generously gives you a horse, you don't start checking its teeth to see if they're any good.
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I wanna put a Trojan on and enter your back gates
  3. All they had to do was knock on the damned thing. Fools!
  4. You knock, somebody inside knocks back, game over.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole


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  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I'm a bit drunk, a bit stoned and about to take a shot of tequila so SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITTT I'm feelin righteous
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
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    I fly with the stars, in the skies
    I am no longer trying to survive

    I believe that life is a prize
    But to live, doesn't mean you're alive

    Don't worry 'bout me, and who I fire
    I get what I desire, it's my empire

    And yes, I call the shots, I am the umpire
    I sprinkle holy water, upon a vampire
    🫳🏽💦

    In this very moment, I'm king
    In this very moment, I slayed Goliath with a sling

    *slingshot hand motion*

    This very moment I bring
    Put it on everything, that I will retire with the ring

    And I will retire with the crown, yes
    No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed, yes

    Clap for the heavyweight champ, me
    But I couldn't do it all alone, we
    🥰🎶
  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh god here we go.
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Young Money raised me, grew up out in Baisley
    Southside Jamaica, Queens and it's crazy

    'Cause I'm still hood, Hollywood couldn't change me

    Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn't faze me
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    Ain't being cocky, we just vindicated

    Best believe that when we're done
    This moment will be syndicated, I don't know

    This night, just reminds me of
    Everything that they deprived me of

    P-p-p-p-put ya drinks up

    I-It's a celebration, every time we link up
    We-we done did everything, they can think of

    G-g-greatness, is what we on the brink of
    🥰🎶
  10. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Life John Hold
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    My horoscope was right when it said I wouldn't get any rest today. My skin feels dry so I'm going to do something about that now then take my research chemicals. I need to wake up.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I feel like I'll snap tbh because Akira hasn't left me alone all fucking day, clawing at my door several times, being glued to me. I had to lock her out of the house for the first time ever. She's back on my lap rn.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm actually going to snap I need her to get off me for just half an hour
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I decided to sit at my desk because if I'm in bed there's no hope. She usually leaves me alone when I'm at my desk but not today. Smoking didn't even scare her off.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It's getting to a risk of violence now, not toward my cat, maybe toward objects. I think it's the noise levels, I had my Loop ear plugs in all last week so sounds seem louder now.
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm making dinner now, plan to go on a cleaning spree after and will lock Akira in her bedroom and maybe complain to my neighbours.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I smashed the fire alarm.
  19. Make up a spray bottle of water if you want peace. It's harmless, and whenever you have it they will leave you alone.
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Reminds me she always runs when I sing.
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