2024-06-15 at 7:08 PM UTC
"Never look a gift horse in the mouth."
Meaning: If someone generously gives you a horse, you don't start checking its teeth to see if they're any good.
2024-06-15 at 7:10 PM UTC
I wanna put a Trojan on and enter your back gates
2024-06-15 at 7:11 PM UTC
All they had to do was knock on the damned thing. Fools!
2024-06-15 at 7:12 PM UTC
You knock, somebody inside knocks back, game over.
2024-06-16 at 5:31 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I'm a bit drunk, a bit stoned and about to take a shot of tequila so SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITTT I'm feelin righteous
2024-06-16 at 5:34 AM UTC
💫
I fly with the stars, in the skies
I am no longer trying to survive
I believe that life is a prize
But to live, doesn't mean you're alive
Don't worry 'bout me, and who I fire
I get what I desire, it's my empire
And yes, I call the shots, I am the umpire
I sprinkle holy water, upon a vampire
🫳🏽💦
In this very moment, I'm king
In this very moment, I slayed Goliath with a sling
*slingshot hand motion*
This very moment I bring
Put it on everything, that I will retire with the ring
And I will retire with the crown, yes
No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed, yes
Clap for the heavyweight champ, me
But I couldn't do it all alone, we
🥰🎶
2024-06-16 at 5:39 AM UTC
Young Money raised me, grew up out in Baisley
Southside Jamaica, Queens and it's crazy
'Cause I'm still hood, Hollywood couldn't change me
Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn't faze me
💖
Ain't being cocky, we just vindicated
Best believe that when we're done
This moment will be syndicated, I don't know
This night, just reminds me of
Everything that they deprived me of
P-p-p-p-put ya drinks up
I-It's a celebration, every time we link up
We-we done did everything, they can think of
G-g-greatness, is what we on the brink of
🥰🎶
2024-06-16 at 3:23 PM UTC
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2024-06-18 at 4:18 PM UTC
My horoscope was right when it said I wouldn't get any rest today. My skin feels dry so I'm going to do something about that now then take my research chemicals. I need to wake up.
2024-06-18 at 4:33 PM UTC
I feel like I'll snap tbh because Akira hasn't left me alone all fucking day, clawing at my door several times, being glued to me. I had to lock her out of the house for the first time ever. She's back on my lap rn.
2024-06-18 at 4:43 PM UTC
I'm actually going to snap I need her to get off me for just half an hour
2024-06-18 at 4:44 PM UTC
I decided to sit at my desk because if I'm in bed there's no hope. She usually leaves me alone when I'm at my desk but not today. Smoking didn't even scare her off.
2024-06-18 at 4:49 PM UTC
It's getting to a risk of violence now, not toward my cat, maybe toward objects. I think it's the noise levels, I had my Loop ear plugs in all last week so sounds seem louder now.
2024-06-18 at 4:51 PM UTC
I'm making dinner now, plan to go on a cleaning spree after and will lock Akira in her bedroom and maybe complain to my neighbours.
2024-06-18 at 4:59 PM UTC
I smashed the fire alarm.
2024-06-18 at 4:59 PM UTC
Make up a spray bottle of water if you want peace. It's harmless, and whenever you have it they will leave you alone.
2024-06-18 at 5:27 PM UTC
Reminds me she always runs when I sing.
