I call this order "Jared Fogles Last Meal"
Fogle added that he is currently in top shape due to a “rigorous fitness” regimen. “I run four to five miles every day and am the most healthy and in shape I’ve ever been,” he wrote. “We don’t have a lot of control over our daily lives in prison but working out is one of the things I can control. I currently weigh 180 pounds.”
At his heaviest, in 1998, when he was a student at Indiana University, Fogle weighed 425 pounds. He claimed to have lost some 245 pounds on his Subway diet.
A fellow prisoner had reported that Fogle was studying culinary arts in prison, but that is “wrong,” the former Subway pitchman wrote. “Covid protocols [over] the past two years have limited the programming being offered here at F.C.I. Englewood.”
4'' Mini Sub Black Forest Ham for Kids$15.57 "Nobody can Hear you being Molested in the Forest"
Artisan Italian, American Cheese, More Lettuce, More Spinach, Less Tomatoes, More Cucumbers, Green Peppers, Red Onions, More Regular Mayonnaise, Kids Meal 1% Low Fat Milk, GoGo squeeZ® Apple Apple
4'' Mini Sub Veggie Delite® for Kids$5.19 - A veggie sub with no veggies, representing the empty lies of a pedophile grooming a child
Hearty Multigrain, Pepper Jack, More Oil, Less Red Wine Vinegar, More Regular Mayonnaise
Honest Kids® Super Fruit Punch, GoGo squeeZ® Apple Apple
4'' Mini Sub Oven-Roasted Turkey for Kids$15.57
Honey Oat Bread, Monterey Cheddar, More Tomatoes, More Green Peppers, More Red Onions, More Pickles, More Jalapeños, More Banana Peppers, More Regular Mayonnaise, More Creamy Sriracha, More Buffalo Sauce, More Black Pepper, More Salt, More Parmesan Cheese
Honest Kids® Super Fruit Punch, GoGo squeeZ® Apple Apple
Footlong Oven-Roasted Turkey$20.99 "The classic Fogle Prison Commisary gave up on his weightloss goals Sandwich" "Jared Fogle, the former spokesperson for Subway, was known for losing a significant amount of weight by eating Subway sandwiches. His favorite order was a 6-inch turkey sub, loaded with vegetables and without cheese or mayonnaise. He often paired this with a side of baked chips and a diet soda. This choice was part of his larger strategy of consuming low-fat, low-calorie meals."
Hearty Multigrain, Toasted, More Lettuce, More Tomatoes, More Red Onions, More Spinach, More Cucumbers, More Pickles, More Green Peppers, More Black Olives, More Jalapeños, More Banana Peppers, Red Wine Vinegar, More Black Pepper, More Salt, More Parmesan Cheese
Double$3.00
Bacon$2.00
Pepperoni$1.30
BelGioioso® Fresh Mozzarella$2.00
Smashed Avocado$1.60
Capicola$1.90
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12 Pack Cookie Box$8.29
Raspberry Cheesecake
Personal Pizza Personal Cheese Pizza$5.59
Personal Cheese Pizza, Toasted, More Jalapeños, More Salt
