Make my subway order

1. 2023-12-06 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #41
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood when I order a sub I ask the lady sandwich artist excuse me ma'am could you remove your glove, they tink oh he is one of those neat freaks that wants a new glove every time you touch a piece of cheese but as their hand is bare I look them in the eye and tell them "now take that finger and give me some of your special lady sauce on the side"
   
   and I demand they jam a finger up inside of them and swirl it around until there is a pungent aroma and force them to make the rest of the sandwich while the fumes woft into my bread and ingredients so every time I take a bite there is an atmosphere of the inside of a subway workers sweaty tights
   
   and yes I would like that double toasted ;)

   
   what if she has a penis.
2. 2023-12-06 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #42
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   then I ask her to toast that
3. 2023-12-06 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #43
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   in your "oven".
4. 2023-12-06 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #44
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   you can't fuck in a subway, retard
5. 2023-12-06 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you can't fuck in a subway, retard

   
   Yet
6. 2023-12-06 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #46
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   lets see you review your subway via rectal administration
7. 2023-12-06 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #47
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lets see you review your subway via rectal administration

   
   Sans lube
8. 2023-12-09 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Italian herb and cheese bread, double steak double pepper Jack, onions, banana peppers, baja chipotle, garlic aioli, double toasted.
9. 2023-12-09 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #49
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I'll take a shitpussy deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
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10. 2023-12-09 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    i'd eat that slightly burnt sandwich.. shit it's flavored better. a little charred is num.
    
    they used to burn the edges at a pizza place I went to when cooking hogies
    
    then the crazy health nuts and the cancer it causes. i dont eat it all of the time. once in a while though. they said cancer didn't exist prior to the 1900s.. or it was rare and it wasn't an epidemic like today. but our ancestors burned outer part of meat while cooking them on open pits. how come they didn't get cancer?
11. 2023-12-09 at 9:30 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut
    There was a report done suggesting Cancer didnt' become and epidemic until after the Industrial and blamed the Spanish Flu vaccine which sounds like todays crazy rant on covid vaxxies
    
    less than 1% of people got cancer where it's probably likely 1/3rd to half will get it by age 80. 70% even for men. prostate. but why?
12. 2023-12-10 at 11:39 AM UTC

    #52
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Third Temple i'd eat that slightly burnt sandwich.. shit it's flavored better. a little charred is num.

    
    how many black women have you orally sexed.
13. 2023-12-20 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Fuys we doing it again
14. 2023-12-20 at 11:41 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Footlong italian herb and cheese, extra philly cheese, toasted, green peppers, onions banana peppers, garlic aioli diet orange cream soda and jalapeno kettle chips.
    
    I put chips on it, 10/10 combo
15. 2023-12-20 at 11:56 PM UTC

    #55
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many black women have you orally sexed.

    
    how many black men have sexed you anally
16. 2023-12-21 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #56
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    an extra long footlarge BLT with double tomato, double toasted, shitpussy sauce, doyle sauce, double bacon, add cheese, triple toasted actually, spinach instead of lettuce, all peppers, hot peppers, green peppers, jalapeno, banana pepper, with pepper flakes and a lot of pepper, a bit of peppercorn sauce. Maybe toast it again to warm up the cheese.
    
    Peppercorn ranch. Onions. Cucumbers, pickles, mayo, more pepper and some guacamole
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17. 2023-12-21 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many black women have you orally sexed.

    
    probably less than you ate out your mom.
18. 2023-12-21 at 6:42 AM UTC

    #58
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by A College Professor he looks like mashes sister, if she was a strong man, heard.
    
    i like funyuns too bromo, i like funyuns too. get up with me sometime if you wanna eat some funyuns bromo heard

    
    You know what time it is.
19. 2023-12-21 at 6:43 AM UTC

    #59
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood an extra long footlarge BLT with double tomato, double toasted, shitpussy sauce, doyle sauce, double bacon, add cheese, triple toasted actually, spinach instead of lettuce, all peppers, hot peppers, green peppers, jalapeno, banana pepper, with pepper flakes and a lot of pepper, a bit of peppercorn sauce. Maybe toast it again to warm up the cheese.
    
    Peppercorn ranch. Onions. Cucumbers, pickles, mayo, more pepper and some guacamole

    
    Yes Stanley Yellnats
20. 2023-12-21 at 8:16 AM UTC

    #60
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock how many black men have sexed you anally

    
    not as many as you did
    
    

    Originally posted by Third Temple probably less than you ate out your mom.

    
    i dont do you