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  1. Originally posted by Space Khat Or you could like… you know.. .get a job…. not be a lazy piece of shit.

    Jobs are overrated. I wish I could be a lazy fuck welfare queen instead of working.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 1337 Jobs are overrated. I wish I could be a lazy fuck welfare queen instead of working.

    Definitely better than most jobs. Can you imagine ending up like one of those people that are middle aged and still working as a cashier of shelf stocker? What a nightmare.

    You can keep yourself occupied.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice http://www.reuters.com/article/us-whole-foods-m-a-amazon-idUSKBN1971QJ

    Woah. Amazon proves the success of its business model by greatly reducing costs through its technology that can eliminate cashiers, with shelf stockers and even people working in shipping becoming less necessary. Access to immensely powerful technology and business ties for automation and innovation, an enormous capital base, incredibly powerful data analysis etc.

    Then, after some time, they take on Walmart. The tech spreads to other stores and I finally never have to interact with a human being again, even just standing in front of them and awkwardly avoiding eye contact, even facing my body toward them, and speaking.

    Bezos is the fucking terminator dude. Don't underestimate that nigga

  4. Originally posted by Malice Definitely better than most jobs. Can you imagine ending up like one of those people that are middle aged and still working as a cashier of shelf stocker? What a nightmare.

    You can keep yourself occupied.

    If wouldn't really be that bad, you can be minimalist and live in a cheap shitty old camper away from minorities/riff raff and have a bunch of money left over to spend on drugs and/or vacations. This is what I will be if none of my ideas or companys succeed.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Bezos is the fucking terminator dude. Don't underestimate that nigga

    Do you expect Silicon Valley to one eventually overtake Wall Street? Just curious about views on growth trajectories from an insider.

  6. Originally posted by Space Khat this place should be called cucks in space. Your all cucks and wheat whites.

    Good nuff for me.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, right, the 4th of July is coming up. No wonder I've been hearing those fucking fireworks today.

    I don't celebrate any holidays, so it never makes a difference to me, and they often don't come to mind.

    Goddamn motherfuckers, I'd like to throw a stun grenade at them.
  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    At work. My coworker is most annoying and negative person ever (but she likes for some reason-bought me a milk shake tonight lulz)... Shoot me fucking now.. Micromanaging cunt who doesn't know anything about court, manners, or being polite working customer service... She's customer service retarded Literally...

    And she fucking holds on to everything and if she's not the center of attention and you don't do it "her way" she Literally loses her shit and screams at every one customers and coworkers alike like a fucking spoiled child. She's one of those people that has to be the "victim" of every thing.. I fucking hate her guts... But I'm nice... I suck it up and smile and pick her up for work because I'm so nice and easy going she leaves me the fuck alone. I'm a diplomate I can deal with anybody, just about... But it fucking kills me inside.

    In other retarded news: I told my wanna-be doctor/rn she was a lying cunt. She said she couldn't prescribe pseudofed because "it's otc" it was "impossible" and she refused then when I said she was full of shit she said "it's because medicaid won't cover it" again bullshit but not the problem as I'd b fine to pay out of pocket. I needed it because it's only drug that helps my sinus problems (used to be prescribed it by my old doctor in FL) and I keep popping for barbs on UAs buy it comes back negative with gc/ms everytime. She's such a cunt and I hope she dies.

    She also won't refill my propranolol until I do some labs (a diabetes sugar test fasting) because "she needs to make sure" there is no issues" which is bullshit for propranolol with this test... And I do have a thoracic aortic aneurysm lol so... Technically I'm out and she'd prefer that all over lab work... Fucking retard.
  9. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    In a few days ill also be a few states away sexually abusing piles of crack- fuck yeah!

    Happy birthday, lover :)
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  10. Originally posted by hydromorphone In a few days ill also be a few states away sexually abusing piles of crack- fuck yeah!

    Happy birthday, lover :)

    *throws up dinner*
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  11. Originally posted by hydromorphone In a few days ill also be a few states away sexually abusing piles of crack- fuck yeah!

    Happy birthday, lover :)

    Fat
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Do you expect Silicon Valley to one eventually overtake Wall Street? Just curious about views on growth trajectories from an insider.

    IDK, kind of a vague question. There are a lot of ways in which the things we mean by "silicon valley" and "wall street" compete, in some arenas SV has already won. But if we're talking about the abstract sort of "power" composed of wealth and the perception of wealth that passes for currency in both places I doubt the culture of SV will ever be as significantly represented in the elite as wall street, although it may get more screen time because of the 90s era ragged dick pathos of the place. Although I don't really have the relevant expertise. Wall street, as a game, isn't about fiscal value or commodity scarcity or anything that would seem to back the instruments traded there per se. You don't need to be a pro coal miner to trade energy securities, Likewise what makes SV economically relevant is only tangentially tied to the work product of technologists. For the most part my trade, as well as all those involved in the production of consumer electronics and related products, is commoditized and managed, a fungible quantity, and it's ebb and flow is as much a mystery to the human assets being exchanged as water is to fish. A fact my people fight furiously to deny, although do little to resist.

    You want to ask me what's possible in VR in the next 5 year I can give you a reasonably well informed high level opinion. You want to know about the macroeconomic relationship between this country's coasts, in that case, beyond the qualification of happening to live on one of them there's not all that much I can assert positively.

    Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-06-17T07:05:16.861806+00:00
  13. Originally posted by Zanick try slipping and injuring yourself at a mid-sized hotel chain. big enough to have a comprehensive insurance policy and small enough that they'd prefer to settle.

    Do you know how you can get for a slip and fall in the store?

  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I prefer grocery store parking lots- behind the old faggot granny's backiong out with their mercedes and what not. Just takes a quick little tumble from out of nowhere and a talking to- wanna just pay me off now or make my EXPERT FATHER ATTORNEY have to get involved in this, BITCH?
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  15. Thank God its finally the weekend

    I've been working twelves every day for the last couple weeks and finally have a weekend off
  16. Originally posted by mmQ I prefer grocery store parking lots- behind the old faggot granny's backiong out with their mercedes and what not. Just takes a quick little tumble from out of nowhere and a talking to- wanna just pay me off now or make my EXPERT FATHER ATTORNEY have to get involved in this, BITCH?

    Just flop onto the hood of a slow moving car like in those Russian dash cam video.
  17. Originally posted by thatsMYfrog Oh fuck my cash supply is low haha

    Sell your ass
  18. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    I start my new/second job on Monday. I've never had 2 jobs at once before (unless you count when I worked while going to school). I decided to keep the job I have now as part time and put the majority of my time in this new one that I start Monday. I wish I could just full on quit my old job but I think it's a smart idea to keep it around at least part time if only just for a while.

    I hate the boss that I have now, total toolbag that acts like he's your buddy but is actually a total jerk. He's constantly frustrated because he can't multi-task never takes responsibility for his own constant mistakes.

    My new boss is a woman, not sure if that will make things easier/harder for me.

    Post last edited by What_a_Kreep at 2017-06-17T15:54:41.204129+00:00
  19. Originally posted by thatsMYfrog TO who? I haven't shit in like 5 days now im constipated from amp

    How the hell does amphetamine constipate you?
  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny I have never said people with autism can't be successful, but when you run into people who are successful and appear to be autists it's not because they've "weaponized their autism", it's because they cope with it.

    that sounds weirder than something even sploo would say.




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