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wut did u dream about last night

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    ner vagus
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you dream of people whom youve never seen.

    Imagination. I imagine frala with brown curly hair, bug eyes and bad taste in fashion.
  3. I imagine every user as a different animal.
  4. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai ner vagus

    meek AI
  5. How many of you fly in your dreams? Like, if you want to go somewhere else in the dream, you can just jump out a 14th-story apartment window and float down (with your arms extended and flapping) and fly around the streets in a confused but purposeful kind of state?
  6. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I imagine every user as a different animal.

    coming out as a furry ?
  7. Originally posted by ner vegas meek AI

    benny vader > ner vegas
  8. ner vegas African Astronaut
    benny invaded

  9. Originally posted by ner vegas benny invaded


    too gay, did not continue
  10. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny too gay, did not continue

    first time for everything
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i open a portal that killed a world. 8 billion souls. then i killed 5 more. all earths. terrible.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Went go check on Akira but another cat was wearing her face, it had bitten through her neck. There was a dog in the house, something I'm scared of. I was at some kind of adventure camp and was going on my first one. Swarms of people started marching off in the night to the woods, I followed in my slippers. I noticed it was actually dangerous. Having to go along a rocky path by a large lake in the night. I noticed there were traps. Not all the rocks were there, instead there were fake ones to make you fall in. I saw the challenge. The dark water was clear and deep. You had to dive in to get to some place but these Lovecraft-looking creatures would swim after you and it was real. There was a school of black fish, a fallen tree and nets in the water. I turned back. A man told me I could come back as a dead body and lose and I was fine with that, but I lost him and found I'd wondered into another challenge and no one knew I was there. It was medieval tunnels. I couldn't crawl through a small tunnel either.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    FUCKING NEGROES
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I'm wondering if the room of a thousand demons is real now. Those are the only things I'm scared of.
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    I took a trip to Cali to hang out with my Cali friends but like all dreams where I take a trip I forgot to book my flight home. And I had to take my neighbors dogs out the next day so my choices were to either buy a really expensive ticket home or to stay a while or a month or forever as I so often want to in these dreams. I was there with my ex and he was trying to get me back for some reason. And I was entertaining it but I knew I wouldn’t do it and I’d still end up breaking his heart again. We were in some high school class for some reason and the teacher was just letting them play endless hip hop videos (turns out that was because there was rap music playing on my Alexa while I was sleeping and dreaming.) I found the biggest nug I’d ever seen and sealed it in some plastic. And I also somewhat found a way home but it would require swimming through the ocean with my friend from Tick Tock and also for some reason I had a cello in a case I was going to have to swim with. But then we’d end up on a cruise to Mexico which would drop me off in my home state which is kinda close to Mexico.
  16. Originally posted by Kafka I'm wondering if the room of a thousand demons is real now. Those are the only things I'm scared of.

    How about the room with the three hundred demons?
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I committed a murder most foul. A child? I stabbed her in the back as we descended a flight of stairs. I buried the body under a bridge? There was an investigation. Lil Sherlock Holmes ass nigga in my bedroom from my parents' house, rifling through all my shit, and I had the evidence that I'd done it in my hoodie's pocket the whole time - the "evidence" started off as a metal sign on my wall, but by that point was a VERY LOUD piece of paper, and the detective was fuckin' staring at my pocket while we spoke and it rustled/crinkled around. Extremely nerve racking.

    Years later, I guess (because we were both old), the detective and I ended up talking about how we each gave eachother's lives meaning. I guess I confessed or got caught in the interim? I don't know. His Watson was using my murder knowledge to prove another murder, or to... recreate the one I'd done? I also hinted to him about having a murderous protégé, and that we were handing out eternal struggle down to our sidekicks.

    It sucked.

    I hate dreams where I'm evil.

    Fuck. At least I didn't have to deal with the smell of rotting flesh this time, which was semi-permanently etched into my memory by a similar dream (and, presumably, the smell of an ex's moldering period blood) so many moons ago.
  18. maddie Tuskegee Airman
    I don't dream..

    Or at least I never remember dreaming.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I always have dreams about being locked up in hospital rooms and chained to beds, being in my car on the freeway while it's stuck in reverse at top speed, going on bizarre adventures, and always having situations where I find boatloads of drugs, realize that I'm dreaming, then try to figure out a way to stash the drugs somewhere in my dream.....👀
  20. maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice I always have dreams about being locked up in hospital rooms and chained to beds, being in my car on the freeway while it's stuck in reverse at top speed, going on bizarre adventures, and always having situations where I find boatloads of drugs, realize that I'm dreaming, then try to figure out a way to stash the drugs somewhere in my dream…..👀

    Ability unlocked: able to find the drugs you stashed from previous dreams.

    Would honestly be the best superhero power.
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