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How to save money on groceries (life hack)

  1. #81
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Now that’s what I’m talking about a cheap meal
  2. #82
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks Now that’s what I’m talking about a cheap meal

    zero calories. zero nutritional value
  3. #83
    Mighest Houston
    Originally posted by Donald Trump They don't have rocket and smoked salmon and fancy chocolates at the food bank.

    Sometimes she'll be like "they were giving out free food to refugees" and I'll be like "did you get some" and she is like "no, I don't need, I have you".

    Pisses me off.

    They also aren't all organic and lobster tails. No probiotics. No vitamins.

    I live quite expensive and for free. Lets me dump money into financial accounts.
  4. #84
    Mighest Houston
    Originally posted by Kinks going out to eat is NOT saving money

    yall have too much money

    If you get it for free it will.
  5. #85
    Originally posted by Mighest They also aren't all organic and lobster tails. No probiotics. No vitamins.

    I live quite expensive and for free. Lets me dump money into financial accounts.

    No one believes any of the bullshit you post about but if it makes you feel better to front to random strangers on a shitpost forum then you do you I guess
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  6. #86
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by infinityshock Use more meth

    More? I've never done it in the first place.
  7. #87
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Mighest If you get it for free it will.

    still far from free
  8. #88
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Packet This is what I get delivered every two weeks but I'll buy extras like more Monster, Doritos and apple crumble. I don't see how I can cut costs anywhere but I feel like I've accomplished something only having to do one grocery shop and having meals planned for two weeks.

    Maple syrup
    Pancakes
    Bacon
    Caviar
    Shrimp
    Mustard
    Hot chocolate
    Bourbon creams
    Lamb leg
    Mash potato
    Gravy
    Stuffing
    Two smoothies
    Two bananas
    Paprika Doritos
    Doritos dip
    Coleslaw
    Chicken liver pate
    Two bread batons
    Blue cheese
    Ham
    Cat food
    Monster
    Squash
    Beef stirfry strips
    Stirfry sauce and vegetables
    Chicken katsu tenders
    Sweet potato fries
    Lardons
    Baby potatoes
    Chopped garlic
    Red onions
    Mixed herbs
    Salmon fillets
    Rice
    Green beans
    Roasting vegetables
    Beef stroganoff x2
    Sweet and sour chicken
    Thai green curry
    Liver, bacon and mash
    Liver
    Breadsticks x2
    Houmous x3
    Mushrooms
    Burgers
    Burger baps
    Cherry vodka
    6 packets of cigarettes
    Toiletries and cleaning products

    I wish I was rich
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  9. #89
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I recently learned about the Northern Ireland/Ireland stuff and I wasn't sure which part you were from. You said Northern Ireland here so I assumed you were British but now you say you're not a descendant of the Brits who invaded so that's interesting! A real Irish person then. Cool! You said you don't care about the conflict but personally I sympathize with the Irish.

    Yeah Ireland, the only place where the South is the most Northerly point.


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  10. #90
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Having to spend 200+ pounds (without the offers) every week would suck. So yeah, hopefully 2 weeks for that. I recently decided I should lose some weight so I will be eating a meal a day only. I started last Thursday. I ate nothing on Friday, Sunday or Sunday. I started eating again on Monday on my way to college, at college and on my way home. But I won't be starving myself like that anymore. That was just a one-time thing to get me motivated haha.

    Stir-fry is the best diet food


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  11. #91
    Kafka sweaty
    There's still little fruit, fish and variety of vegetables. Little variety in general. I'm malnourished and don't know that many recipes, am a fussy eater, so the grocery list isn't perfect yet.
  12. #92
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm tempted to stick to my takeaway ways because I still have good skin after all those cheeseburgers, so I can trust them.
  13. #93
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc Yeah Ireland, the only place where the South is the most Northerly point.


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    A disgrace! Ireland must take over Northern Ireland.
  14. #94
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc Stir-fry is the best diet food


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    Oh man, you're giving me ideas. I've been starving myself instead. I didn't eat anything yesterday but that's mostly because I slept all day. Didn't leave my bed until 11 pm and I figured, "Hey, it's already this late, why not skip food today?" Last week, I didn't eat anything at all either on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. But I told myself on Monday I wouldn't do this anymore. But I am tempted to do it again. I think I'll just have some protein drinks today or something, I still have six bottles left. 35 grams per bottle. I was going to survive on iced tea today but I guess this works, too. Anyway, enough rambling -- I'm going to add stir-fry food to my diet, thank you. I'll be going to a Chinese supermarket on Tuesday anyway so that's a good idea.
  15. #95
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I've always thought about doing this

    But then I realized most food pantries don't stock ribeyes
  16. #96
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Trolly dash ftw


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  17. #97
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh man, you're giving me ideas. I've been starving myself instead. I didn't eat anything yesterday but that's mostly because I slept all day. Didn't leave my bed until 11 pm and I figured, "Hey, it's already this late, why not skip food today?" Last week, I didn't eat anything at all either on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. But I told myself on Monday I wouldn't do this anymore. But I am tempted to do it again. I think I'll just have some protein drinks today or something, I still have six bottles left. 35 grams per bottle. I was going to survive on iced tea today but I guess this works, too. Anyway, enough rambling – I'm going to add stir-fry food to my diet, thank you. I'll be going to a Chinese supermarket on Tuesday anyway so that's a good idea.

    Yeah just all veg if you want. Starving doesn't lose weight, stir-fry is just a little oil, add garlic and/or chili for taste. But you need some fats bro, just eat less than you burn and weight will drop. Can even add lean chicken, prawn or fish and still lose weight easy. Exercise is always key to lose weight so hit the gym.

    Or look into fasting, should be easy for a Muslim lad.

    btw, starving puts your body into crisis mode so it aims to only burn fat as least as poss because its working on the basis that food is scarce and doesn't know how long it will need the stored fats in your body. And then when you do eat it looks to replace as much fat as poss for later use so is a real uphill struggle if losing weight is your aim.


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  18. #98
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc Yeah just all veg if you want. Starving doesn't lose weight, stir-fry is just a little oil, add garlic and/or chili for taste. But you need some fats bro, just eat less than you burn and weight will drop. Can even add lean chicken, prawn or fish and still lose weight easy. Exercise is always key to lose weight so hit the gym.

    Or look into fasting, should be easy for a Muslim lad.

    btw, starving puts your body into crisis mode so it aims to only burn fat as least as poss because its working on the basis that food is scarce and doesn't know how long it will need the stored fats in your body. And then when you do eat it looks to replace as much fat as poss for later use so is a real uphill struggle if losing weight is your aim.


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    Starving myself actually helped me get rid of the first few kgs which made me motivated but afterwards it's going down slowly and that's the most frustrating part about starving yourself to lose weight. I want to see results as quickly as possible. This is the last weekend I'm not gonna eat anything and from then on I will make sure to incorporate a feasible diet to my lifestyle because I definitely don't like not eating for an entire day. I was at a birthday party today and there was so much good food and I didn't even have any of it because of my starving myself. Appreciate the advice!
  19. #99
    Originally posted by Donald Trump They don't have rocket and smoked salmon and fancy chocolates at the food bank.

    Sometimes she'll be like "they were giving out free food to refugees" and I'll be like "did you get some" and she is like "no, I don't need, I have you".

    Pisses me off.

    I don’t know what rocket is but GG needs a whoopin.
  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Starving myself actually helped me get rid of the first few kgs which made me motivated but afterwards it's going down slowly and that's the most frustrating part about starving yourself to lose weight. I want to see results as quickly as possible. This is the last weekend I'm not gonna eat anything and from then on I will make sure to incorporate a feasible diet to my lifestyle because I definitely don't like not eating for an entire day. I was at a birthday party today and there was so much good food and I didn't even have any of it because of my starving myself. Appreciate the advice!

    Yeah like I said, crisis mode


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