How to save money on groceries (life hack)

1. 2024-05-08 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   going out to eat is NOT saving money
   
   yall have too much money
2. 2024-05-08 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #62
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina thats nothing.
   
   i cast my own wok and forge my own pans

   
   if ya try to knock me you'll get mocked
   I'll stir fry you in my wok
3. 2024-05-08 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I want to prioritise my health.

   
   Smoke another thousand cigarettes, it should help
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4. 2024-05-08 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #64
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks if ya try to knock me you'll get mocked
   I'll stir fry you in my wok

   
   ill take your wok and stick it in your sock then then use my cock to frock you into shock while your biological clock goes tick tock then sell whats left of you at the auction block in bangcock
5. 2024-05-08 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   that clock ran out 20 yrs ago
6. 2024-05-08 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #66
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks that clock ran out 20 yrs ago

   
   youre not a fast enough runner to escape from this cock
7. 2024-05-08 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #67
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kinks if ya try to knock me you'll get mocked
   I'll stir fry you in my wok

   
   i feels like a noodle in a wok
8. 2024-05-08 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

   Originally posted by infinityshock youre not a fast enough runner to escape from this cock

   
   You’d be surprised
9. 2024-05-08 at 3:52 AM UTC

   #69
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka
   

   
   How long do you last with this?
10. 2024-05-08 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #70
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka To some. Idc about it. Mum was Catholic, dad Anglican. I had an English granny, so I'm not a descendant of the Brits who invaded.

    
    I recently learned about the Northern Ireland/Ireland stuff and I wasn't sure which part you were from. You said Northern Ireland here so I assumed you were British but now you say you're not a descendant of the Brits who invaded so that's interesting! A real Irish person then. Cool! You said you don't care about the conflict but personally I sympathize with the Irish.
11. 2024-05-08 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #71
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Michael Myers How long do you last with this?

    
    Idk because I ordered different stuff this time. Hopefully two weeks. I will have to pick up some extras. I eat two meals and one snack a day.
12. 2024-05-08 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #72
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka Idk because I ordered different stuff this time. Hopefully two weeks. I will have to pick up some extras. I eat two meals and one snack a day.

    
    Having to spend 200+ pounds (without the offers) every week would suck. So yeah, hopefully 2 weeks for that. I recently decided I should lose some weight so I will be eating a meal a day only. I started last Thursday. I ate nothing on Friday, Sunday or Sunday. I started eating again on Monday on my way to college, at college and on my way home. But I won't be starving myself like that anymore. That was just a one-time thing to get me motivated haha.
13. 2024-05-08 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #73
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Having to spend 200+ pounds (without the offers) every week would suck. So yeah, hopefully 2 weeks for that. I recently decided I should lose some weight so I will be eating a meal a day only. I started last Thursday. I ate nothing on Friday, Sunday or Sunday. I started eating again on Monday on my way to college, at college and on my way home. But I won't be starving myself like that anymore. That was just a one-time thing to get me motivated haha.

    
    One meal a day is the quickest but you'll start fainting and may get hurt. I cheat by doing coke so I have no appetite.
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14. 2024-05-08 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #74
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka One meal a day is the quickest but you'll start fainting and may get hurt. I cheat by doing coke so I have no appetite.

    
    I have stuck to a diet before and got results. In 2019 I got to 52 kg from 70 kg. Not that I was really overweight back then but I just wanted to get rid of all the stomach fat (but my fat storing genes are so shitty that I still had a layer of fat below my belly button even though I was severely underweight at 52 kg). Then soon after I just went back to my regular eating habits and managed to stay around 70 kg. Then two years ago I really let myself go and got to 85.5 kg as of recent (I was 85 kg last Thursday). I'm 82 kg (rounded up from 81.8 kg) now. I thought you meant Coca Cola first but soon realized you meant the other stuff.
15. 2024-05-08 at 10:07 AM UTC

    #75
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers I have stuck to a diet before and got results. In 2019 I got to 52 kg from 70 kg. Not that I was really overweight back then but I just wanted to get rid of all the stomach fat (but my fat storing genes are so shitty that I still had a layer of fat below my belly button even though I was severely underweight at 52 kg). Then soon after I just went back to my regular eating habits and managed to stay around 70 kg. Then two years ago I really let myself go and got to 85.5 kg as of recent (I was 85 kg last Thursday). I'm 82 kg (rounded up from 81.8 kg) now. I thought you meant Coca Cola first but soon realized you meant the other stuff.

    
    That's normal, belly fat is always the last to go.
16. 2024-05-08 at 10:46 AM UTC

    #76
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks You’d be surprised

    
    No I wouldnt
17. 2024-05-08 at 11:43 AM UTC

    #77
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I eat two meals and one snack a day.

    
    And 50 smelly unwashed brown dicks
18. 2024-05-08 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #78
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump That's normal, belly fat is always the last to go.

    
    But even at 52 kg? It’s not supposed to be there, right? Or is it because I wasn’t exercising? I did walk for an hour everyday but no active exercises like working out or something.
19. 2024-05-08 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #79
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Michael Myers But even at 52 kg? It’s not supposed to be there, right? Or is it because I wasn’t exercising? I did walk for an hour everyday but no active exercises like working out or something.

    
    Use more meth
20. 2024-05-08 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]

    Originally posted by Kinks going out to eat is NOT saving money
    
    yall have too much money